Hindsight is a wonderful thing, and I’m only now realising that Jason Orange was unspeakably hot in the 2000s

The mental image of Duncan James dressed as Vanessa Paradis, singing Joe Le Taxi, makes him about 1000% more attractive

And reruns of Paddington Green forever

Really hope Sir Rod spelt his name with one “g” on purpose

Put it in a pan with 150g of chocolate (your choice, whatever you fancy) and melt together, then stir in any bits you like (Oreos are good, or Maltesers) and let it set. Easy fudge!

I mean, I’ve never been charming and witty to who am I trying to kid? Acerbic and belligerent, maybe. But a kinder, better person than I used to be “over there” these days, that’s for sure.

It feels a bit “pick me”