So Clay Higgins drew the short straw

Life is good

I had an existential dilemma

Remember, folks, you get what you give

John Lennon's "Imagine" being sung at Jimmy Carter's funeral just destroyed me

My mom has a message for those who will listen: we (citizens of the USA) are about to embark on a journey that will be somewhere between an off-road roller coaster and a slip and slide on a Tilt-A-Whirl. We will need all of your thoughts and prayers. And then some.

Dad keeps finding shiny things on our walks, and leaves them in random places in our home. For some reason, Mom is not pleased.

Do you have the dreamers disease? Do you still say please?

I came back from the groomers looking like a model and smelling like a whore--with a wee bit of static electricity