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Mad IT Tech From Hell, in case you were wondering. Infesting the 'net with random, incomprehensible gibberish since at least 2006...
I also wouldn't be surprised if this policy was cooked up out of thin air and has not been subject to impact analyses or focus group testing.

It's also feasible that many Labour MPs will rebel against these reforms, allowing them (and the media) to wail that their MPs are too left wing...
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The stupid thing is that research indicates hardly anyone who voted Reform at the last election had ever voted for Labour in the previous 20 years - so are the undecideds likely to vote Labour because they want to be diet Reform on immigration?
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The problem is that most of that wealth is likely tied up in property or shares, so can't easily be converted to cash (sell off a significant quantity of shares and the companies' share price will drop, while the value in properties can usually only be realised on sale).
November 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
So, as ever, London gets the lion's share of transport funding, leaving the rest of the country to fight over the remaining scraps. I wouldn't be at all surprised if, when HS2 eventually opens, the bulk of benefits will head South while the Midlands becomes housing overspill.
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The Thanksgiving claim is particularly sneaky as to get the figures, they apparently omitted six items from the hypothetical basket of goods. But of course, as long as Donald is capable of standing and uttering comprehensible words (even if the order is nonsensical), the GOP will keep him in situ.
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Private Eye have new revelations about the Freeport Grift almost every fortnight...
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
But will they listen to public comments or is this consultative exercise merely a box-ticking exercise?
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"building has almost come to a complete halt" - which begs the question of where he'll find builders, masons, glaziers etc. for his vanity project (oh, and if so, will they unwittingly be doing voluntary labour by not getting paid for the work?)
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
As do the Conservatives and Reform - both of which are also only likely to listen to any internal dissent if it's larger than internal support (c.f. proposed PIP reforms).
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
... So she decided it was out of control and couldn't be tamed so took it to a gravel pit and shot it. She then apparently returned home, picked up the family's aggressive male goat, and decided it needed to be dispatched the same way.
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Apparently, she hoped to use the 14 month old dog as a gundog, but she seemingly didn't have a clue about how to train it, so on its first hunt it had a whale of a time chasing the birds, then when they stopped off En-route back, it allegedly slaughtered a flock of chickens...
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
But can he dance?

(CW: Infernal Earworm)

youtu.be/p3G5IXn0K7A
Hampton the Hamster "The Hamsterdance Song"
YouTube video by MNRK Music Group
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
But can he dance?

(CW: Infernal Earworm)

youtu.be/p3G5IXn0K7A
Hampton the Hamster "The Hamsterdance Song"
YouTube video by MNRK Music Group
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's telling they could only find a duet willing to perform for them, and not a team (typically eight people)...
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 AM
His bank account balance, obviously! Anyone and anything else can be sacrificed as long as he's personally making money from it.
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Fat chance of them doing that when the entire right wing media machine are convinced children are indoctrinated into being Trans, Islam is evil (and many would like it eradicated from these shores), most people on disability benefits are faking it, public spending is inherently wasteful etc etc etc.
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Just looked up how the UK does ATC. "NATS Holdings" (formerly National Air Traffic Services) is a public-private partnership: UK gov holds 49% + golden share, 42% is held by the Airline Group, 5% by NATS staff, and 4% by UK airport operator LHR Airports Ltd.
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
HS2 aside, we seem to be sleepwalking into Reform's vision of a country where public transport is not subsidised at all and it's an absolute last resort option, with bus / cycle lanes and LTNs ripped out and CAZ/LEZ scrapped as they're all "anti-car".
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 AM
As usual with the Great British Weather, take a coat or brolly and it's feasible you may not have to use it. Forget them, and the weather will almost certainly punish you...
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
You've been banging the drum about this for years, yet the "mainstream" media still aren't interested..
November 8, 2025 at 11:16 AM
It's taken me long enough, given I've been infecting the 'net with this handle for the best part of 25 years...
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
FLAX encoding would presumably sound rather reedy...
October 24, 2025 at 10:15 AM