Steve Battista
@mitresteve.bsky.social
Survivor of almost 35 years of the Cybersecurity game.
1. When you around long enough, everything is your fault.
2. Nothing beats a good backup.
1. When you around long enough, everything is your fault.
2. Nothing beats a good backup.
When your UI designer accidentally recreates generational debt. Others get an email "Do you want to accept this account".
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 AM
When your UI designer accidentally recreates generational debt. Others get an email "Do you want to accept this account".
Yea but the hackers could not figure out how the numbers worked as all of the programs were in reverse polish notation 2,3,+
November 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Yea but the hackers could not figure out how the numbers worked as all of the programs were in reverse polish notation 2,3,+
Well, they were petty, concerned with small items, like jewels.
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Well, they were petty, concerned with small items, like jewels.
I remember my last treatment. So happy it was about to be over
October 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I remember my last treatment. So happy it was about to be over
Did you eat one of these before the scan? :)
October 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Did you eat one of these before the scan? :)
That could mean that you are celebrating due to a good result or realized that a doughnut ice-cream sandwich won't matter.
October 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
That could mean that you are celebrating due to a good result or realized that a doughnut ice-cream sandwich won't matter.
I'm just looking at the image. Could the graph be any different? I guess it could be flat but without a Y axis, would there be any time in the future where the risk would be less as time goes by? It basely says "As time goes by, risk goes up"
September 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I'm just looking at the image. Could the graph be any different? I guess it could be flat but without a Y axis, would there be any time in the future where the risk would be less as time goes by? It basely says "As time goes by, risk goes up"
I think it is time to toss those eggs from your fridge. They are well past the sell by date.
September 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I think it is time to toss those eggs from your fridge. They are well past the sell by date.
Regex walking into the room: Hay, I hear your talking about me!
September 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Regex walking into the room: Hay, I hear your talking about me!
They are going to call and say they found a note saying “Gmail password” . Now we can’t trust that you’re the right person so could you just confirm what it says here?
September 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
They are going to call and say they found a note saying “Gmail password” . Now we can’t trust that you’re the right person so could you just confirm what it says here?
Wow, that's cool!
September 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Wow, that's cool!
Unfortunately for the 3 injured police officer, the trail did not go cold.
September 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Unfortunately for the 3 injured police officer, the trail did not go cold.
Is this how he previously evaded the police?
September 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Is this how he previously evaded the police?
He was caught when he stepped on a Lego and gave away his location.
September 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
He was caught when he stepped on a Lego and gave away his location.
The Coast guard's focus is 200 nautical miles from the coast of the U.S. Anything outside this is international water. The distance from Puerto Rico to Venezuela is about 500 miles. It would be intresting to know the jurisdiction of the boat where the boat was when destroyed.
September 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The Coast guard's focus is 200 nautical miles from the coast of the U.S. Anything outside this is international water. The distance from Puerto Rico to Venezuela is about 500 miles. It would be intresting to know the jurisdiction of the boat where the boat was when destroyed.
Do you mean Col Lee?
September 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Do you mean Col Lee?
You can’t control the outcome. You can only control your input. If you did your best, be happy. If you learned along the way, even better.
September 2, 2025 at 11:24 AM
You can’t control the outcome. You can only control your input. If you did your best, be happy. If you learned along the way, even better.
Yea, but then you can’t separate them.
August 29, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Yea, but then you can’t separate them.
I’m working on the IEEE standard P2795 for this reason.
August 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I’m working on the IEEE standard P2795 for this reason.
One in the hand is worth two in the bush. You have to also hold it.
August 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
One in the hand is worth two in the bush. You have to also hold it.