mitochon.bsky.social
mitochon.bsky.social
@mitochon.bsky.social
Buckle up shitheads
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
December 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
well which is it
September 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I love this email and I get it every morning
September 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
seriously?
June 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Gonna file this under "things that go through your head when you're falling asleep in 2002, but which are just normal headlines now"
April 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
WE HAVE NEVER BEEN MODERN
March 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
New aesthetic idea: infinitely photocopied physical therapy instructions
March 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Imagine traveling all that way just to get detected
February 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM