Some places have a Bridge Troll who demands payment to safely pass.
We have a Stair Cat who works on broadly the same principle. He demands tickles to safely pass.

#cats #gingerninja

Dear Microsoft, if you are going to keep coming up with new a creative ways to try and trick us into using Bing, at least give us some new and creative options to decline. Like a "fuck off" button, that would be new...

#microsoft #bing #edge #browserwars #desperation

Always pay your taxes...

#dogs #cheesetax

It is beyond the comprehension of my dog to understand, when she can clearly see 36 tins of dog food in the cupboard, why I am only giving her one...

It's right there. I can see it. Just give me all of it and I'll deal with it myself.

Poor Bosley, having his mid-morning snooze disturbed.

#cats #bengal

Difficult... but not impossible.

The problem with having the Bee Gees as your local town legends is that it's very difficult to steal 3 traffic cones without causing an accident.

A.I. is the first bite of the Ouroboros. Industry has started eating itself. First was the content; steal it all and in 5 years time wonder why there is nothing left to steal. Now the workforce; replace entry level with AI and in 5 years time wonder why it's so difficult to recruit mid-level roles.

#1 in Opera Singer Biographies. That's good enough for me!

Most of the time she's like a little angry lamb, apart from when she's spooning with her favourite cat.

#dog #cat

If Alien invasion movies have taught me anything, now would be a REALLY bad time for them to arrive. I don't see Ol' Bonespurs jumping in a F55 to save the day, do you?

Sometimes, you just need a different perspective.

Bill & Ned

Blue sky above the Isle of Man.

Obligatory cat pic. Bosley & Otis catching some rays...

That's a mah boy