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Mitcz
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Comedian. Storyteller. Philogynist. Nyctophiliac. Co-Founder of ZeroSpaces.com. Designer/Webmaster for APClips.com.

My site : Mitcz.com
Today sucks for a lot of people. If you want to put some love and joy into the world, and get a little treat for yourself, consider buying cookies from trans girl scouts at this link :
www.erininthemorning.com/p/2025-trans...

It looks like the ones further down on the list need the most help, FYI
January 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
An abject lesson in not reading the room. Got this alert - IN LOS ANGELES - a few mins ago. A perfect reminder to delete the app and never use it again

Thx for the reminder, RAW!
January 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I didn't have the energy to make a bunch of prediction posts for 2025 . My heart just isn't in it this year.

So, enjoy laughing at my oh-so-funny misguided optimism I had for 2024 that blew up in my face :
mitcz.com/predictions/...
December 31, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Something we (us 38+ yr old folks) definitely don't talk about enough :

Photos are FREE now. Every pre-2002-ish photo cost money for the camera, the film, AND the print itself.

Now, we'll snap off 40 photos of a potato chip and think nothing of it.

No one ever took a polaroid of their lunch.
November 23, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Tonight, I :

- Logged in to deck.blue via Chrome
- Used Chrome to make it into an app
- Slapped together an icon for my dock in Photoshop, matching the size/shape of my TweetDeck instance
- Changed my handle to my domain

Pretty fuckin' sweet. When I'm ready to walk away from ShitterX, I'm set
November 19, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Why anyone thought the #PaulTyson fight wasn't going to just be two dudes dancing around and no one doing shit to either one is baffling.

The Paul bros do literally nothing but grift, in every single venture, and then they ALSO grift from your hope they'll get comeuppance
November 16, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Everyone on the left should refer to him as Gymnasium Beauregard Jordanson in a dramatic southern belle accent.

Anything else tells me that you actually take that clown seriously.

(late-night writers : my venmo is @ mitcz if you wanna tip me, but I just wanna hear Colbert / Oliver use it)
October 19, 2023 at 6:33 AM
All I want is golden-era Twitter back. Okay, that's a lie. I want lots of things I don't have and/or can't have since they're not available / feasible

But for yet another Twitter clone, oh dear cosmos how I wish to see it

We might not agree on golden-era Twitter, we can agree it's a cesspool now
October 18, 2023 at 10:09 AM