Mitch Simpson
@mitchsimpson.bsky.social
We don’t get revolutions for free.
And so I followed you.
December 4, 2024 at 3:35 PM
And so I followed you.
Takes me back to 2008 when that Arabian prince let me keep $1m of his $145m fortune because he needed a bank account to transfer it to ❤️
December 3, 2024 at 10:14 AM
Takes me back to 2008 when that Arabian prince let me keep $1m of his $145m fortune because he needed a bank account to transfer it to ❤️
New here - what’s a starter pack?
December 3, 2024 at 10:07 AM
New here - what’s a starter pack?
In the UK, you can buy a small plot of land for £20 in the middle of nowhere, giving you a legal ‘lord’ status
December 3, 2024 at 10:02 AM
In the UK, you can buy a small plot of land for £20 in the middle of nowhere, giving you a legal ‘lord’ status
Christmas shopping season.
December 3, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Christmas shopping season.
It’s sad that you think nobody gives two shits about you, but if they don’t, it’s probably because you say things like this to strangers.
December 3, 2024 at 9:47 AM
It’s sad that you think nobody gives two shits about you, but if they don’t, it’s probably because you say things like this to strangers.
Nine is far too many to be called several, and most is anything more than 50%.
Sorry.
Sorry.
December 3, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Nine is far too many to be called several, and most is anything more than 50%.
Sorry.
Sorry.
The regurgitated picture might be, but the caption is absolutely racist.
December 3, 2024 at 9:32 AM
The regurgitated picture might be, but the caption is absolutely racist.
I thought we’d left this on Twitter.
December 3, 2024 at 9:28 AM
I thought we’d left this on Twitter.
I feel attacked.
December 2, 2024 at 8:06 PM
I feel attacked.