Mitch Middleton
@mitchmiddleton.bsky.social
Middle-aged, middle class white guy in middle America. He/Him.
MN law requires one to be in a booster seat until one reaches a certain height. Even after they are tall enough to sit in the front seat.
January 27, 2026 at 1:32 AM
MN law requires one to be in a booster seat until one reaches a certain height. Even after they are tall enough to sit in the front seat.
Trump’s is all matted and framed like one of those questionable pieces of “artwork” at the sports memorabilia store at the mall.
January 27, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Trump’s is all matted and framed like one of those questionable pieces of “artwork” at the sports memorabilia store at the mall.
Fingerprints and GSR.
January 27, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Fingerprints and GSR.
“At large”. Isn’t the dude like 5’4”?
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
“At large”. Isn’t the dude like 5’4”?
Math is hard.
January 27, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Math is hard.
The Wehrmacht always had pretty snappy uniforms.
January 27, 2026 at 12:44 AM
The Wehrmacht always had pretty snappy uniforms.
“Commander at Small”, I think.
January 27, 2026 at 12:43 AM
“Commander at Small”, I think.
Tom Emmer is going to meet him in the MSP airport men’s room “Larry Craig memorial stall” for a little meet & greet before the handoff.
January 27, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Tom Emmer is going to meet him in the MSP airport men’s room “Larry Craig memorial stall” for a little meet & greet before the handoff.
Locked doors don’t stop them from entering buildings, why should it stop them from leaving a building?
January 26, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Locked doors don’t stop them from entering buildings, why should it stop them from leaving a building?
America suffered a debilitating stroke the first Tuesday in November 2016.
It entered hospice the first Tuesday in November 2024.
It entered hospice the first Tuesday in November 2024.
January 26, 2026 at 2:50 PM
America suffered a debilitating stroke the first Tuesday in November 2016.
It entered hospice the first Tuesday in November 2024.
It entered hospice the first Tuesday in November 2024.
Don’t discount that he’s trying to provoke Minnesotans into a response he can use to justify invoking the insurrection act. He is a megalomanic.
January 26, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Don’t discount that he’s trying to provoke Minnesotans into a response he can use to justify invoking the insurrection act. He is a megalomanic.
With Donald, every accusation is a confession.
January 26, 2026 at 4:01 AM
With Donald, every accusation is a confession.
Trump on the new NFL kickoff rule, “‘Sissy’ football is bad for America, and bad for the NFL!”
About why he quit football after 1 year in high school, “I didn't like some guy who was lifting weights all day long and came from a bad neighborhood seeing me... and they were tackling hard.”
#sissyboy
About why he quit football after 1 year in high school, “I didn't like some guy who was lifting weights all day long and came from a bad neighborhood seeing me... and they were tackling hard.”
#sissyboy
January 26, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Giant knot or little pin head?
January 26, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Giant knot or little pin head?
Double digits above zero tomorrow. That’s hoody and shorts weather.
January 26, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Double digits above zero tomorrow. That’s hoody and shorts weather.
Dude, stick with a classic Calatrava. Timeless, elegant, and significantly cheaper.
January 26, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Dude, stick with a classic Calatrava. Timeless, elegant, and significantly cheaper.
Stauber was a goalie. Stand in front of a goal and let people shoot 100mph frozen rubber disks at you. He suffers from too many blows to the head.
January 25, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Stauber was a goalie. Stand in front of a goal and let people shoot 100mph frozen rubber disks at you. He suffers from too many blows to the head.
The border between Minneapolis and Saint Paul is as porous as a sieve. Eleventy million people move across it daily without ever once showing their papers. It has to stop.
January 25, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The border between Minneapolis and Saint Paul is as porous as a sieve. Eleventy million people move across it daily without ever once showing their papers. It has to stop.
Emmer, Stauber, Finstad, and Fishbach serve no function and are directly responsible for the deaths of Minnesotans.
January 24, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Emmer, Stauber, Finstad, and Fishbach serve no function and are directly responsible for the deaths of Minnesotans.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
January 24, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
All the 2A people are tough-talking, cosplaying little boys.
The jack-booted thugs they were always worried about are now here and the 2A folks are sitting at home fondling themselves.
The jack-booted thugs they were always worried about are now here and the 2A folks are sitting at home fondling themselves.
January 24, 2026 at 3:48 PM
All the 2A people are tough-talking, cosplaying little boys.
The jack-booted thugs they were always worried about are now here and the 2A folks are sitting at home fondling themselves.
The jack-booted thugs they were always worried about are now here and the 2A folks are sitting at home fondling themselves.
This crowd is bigger than the one at No Kings in the same location back in October.
Do not fuck with Minnesotans.
The North Remembers.
Do not fuck with Minnesotans.
The North Remembers.
January 24, 2026 at 3:40 PM
This crowd is bigger than the one at No Kings in the same location back in October.
Do not fuck with Minnesotans.
The North Remembers.
Do not fuck with Minnesotans.
The North Remembers.
Don’t fuck with Minnesotans.
The North Remembers.
The North Remembers.
January 24, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Don’t fuck with Minnesotans.
The North Remembers.
The North Remembers.