I know I'm a complete degenerate because I love making phone calls, but if the person on the other end doesn't know me, they assume I'm an intern or something because I guess my voice BARELY cracked. I got asked yesterday what grade I was in

Working in management is adult babysitting

"Marry Me Pasta" is such an uncomfortable name for an entree

Maybe this will be platform where I can live out my dream as a PR nightmare