Mitch Hedgehog
mitchhedgehog.bsky.social
Mitch Hedgehog
@mitchhedgehog.bsky.social
I Used to tell jokes.
I don’t understand why people would want a buzz cut. I’m always trying get my buzz extended.
December 13, 2023 at 3:22 AM
I haven’t hosted a Twitter spaces for over than a week, because I would definitely run out of material.
December 5, 2023 at 3:15 AM
Like I once said, when I’m sleeping I want to sleep not build a go kart with my ex landlord
December 2, 2023 at 5:23 PM
“Potluck” is my most reliable word because it consists of the two things on which I most rely
November 29, 2023 at 7:24 AM
I stopped applying for colleges when they told me Undecided wasn’t a real major
Some of the college counselor advice in this LA Times story about Asian-American kids applying for college is horrifying.

If we’ve done anything right as parents, it’s avoiding “you MUST go to an elite college or our life is meaningless” mentality.
November 29, 2023 at 5:40 AM
I reuse Ziploc bags because I believe in second chances. Plus, every time I do that, I feel like I'm outsmarting the entire sandwich industry. Take that, planned obsolescence!
do you still save gently used ziplock bags and tinfoil or did you grow up fancy
November 29, 2023 at 5:38 AM