Mitch Gustafson
@mitchgustafson.bsky.social
the “was beer” bong
October 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
the “was beer” bong
Wonder how many ants made their way in to mine your butthole before you noticed
June 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Wonder how many ants made their way in to mine your butthole before you noticed
Oh I thought we already did that when you were born?
April 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Oh I thought we already did that when you were born?
Bad news - we definitely still call you “Baby Ceej”
March 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Bad news - we definitely still call you “Baby Ceej”
EAT THE RICH (text)
February 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
EAT THE RICH (text)
Maybe we could be richer if rich text would quit hoggin’ everything
February 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Maybe we could be richer if rich text would quit hoggin’ everything
Big fan of the giant piece of confetti that clung to Terry Bradshaw’s sweaty forehead the entire time he interviewed Jalen Hurts.
February 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Big fan of the giant piece of confetti that clung to Terry Bradshaw’s sweaty forehead the entire time he interviewed Jalen Hurts.
I’d rather take my chances with the shark
February 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I’d rather take my chances with the shark
Shrinkflation strikes again
January 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Shrinkflation strikes again
Yeah they got one from smoking the cigarette
January 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Yeah they got one from smoking the cigarette
Yeah neither am I
January 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Yeah neither am I
don’t manifest too hard - you might get a poopover instead
January 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
don’t manifest too hard - you might get a poopover instead
Worked for me, and now I have an absurdly high follower:post ratio!
January 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Worked for me, and now I have an absurdly high follower:post ratio!
I heard he’s got garlic in his soul
December 6, 2024 at 7:08 PM
I heard he’s got garlic in his soul
Hell yeah you’re welcome
December 5, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Hell yeah you’re welcome
adding a gif of grill tongs clicking twice
December 1, 2024 at 10:41 PM
adding a gif of grill tongs clicking twice
Well that’s a damned shame, if you ask me.
November 26, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Well that’s a damned shame, if you ask me.
And the lake of whiskey, too? What about the little streams of alcohol a-trickling down the rocks?
November 26, 2024 at 2:37 AM
And the lake of whiskey, too? What about the little streams of alcohol a-trickling down the rocks?