Mitchell Maurer
@mitchellnba.bsky.social
Basketball enthusiast, Milwaukee Bucks "expert," editor emeritus @brewhoop. Enjoys ALL CAPS and keeping it real.
Used to be on Twitter as @Mitchell_NBA (and formerly @WhalesLarry). Now I’m here.
Used to be on Twitter as @Mitchell_NBA (and formerly @WhalesLarry). Now I’m here.
October 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I actually like the “full-court heave” imagery. It’s a high-risk scenario with a narrow path to actually working. But is it better to take the low-odds shot, or let the clock expire?
July 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I actually like the “full-court heave” imagery. It’s a high-risk scenario with a narrow path to actually working. But is it better to take the low-odds shot, or let the clock expire?
“What happened?! Tyrese goddamn Haliburton, that’s what happened!”
June 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
“What happened?! Tyrese goddamn Haliburton, that’s what happened!”
Only if you want me to walk up to you like
May 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Only if you want me to walk up to you like
Well whaddya know?
February 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Well whaddya know?
When I say “Krasnov” what comes to mind?
February 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
When I say “Krasnov” what comes to mind?
Man @kylekuzma.bsky.social stop reinforcing your reputation, you don’t *have* to be on the wrong side of things
February 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Man @kylekuzma.bsky.social stop reinforcing your reputation, you don’t *have* to be on the wrong side of things
And in response, an op-ed submitted by someone under the byline K.L. Duckworth:
February 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
And in response, an op-ed submitted by someone under the byline K.L. Duckworth:
(Originally posted on Khris Middleton’s account on Xwitter) MAN THIS STINGS 😢
February 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
(Originally posted on Khris Middleton’s account on Xwitter) MAN THIS STINGS 😢
my boss: why is this project not delivered yet? and it’s over budget?
me, the PM with every single message from management (plus my responses stating it would delay delivery and increase costs) in writing:
me, the PM with every single message from management (plus my responses stating it would delay delivery and increase costs) in writing:
February 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
my boss: why is this project not delivered yet? and it’s over budget?
me, the PM with every single message from management (plus my responses stating it would delay delivery and increase costs) in writing:
me, the PM with every single message from management (plus my responses stating it would delay delivery and increase costs) in writing:
“Oh someone said the Bucks might land CJ McCollum!”
dude, that post exists so your cousin’s boyfriend’s little brother puts $20 on some shitty sports book and pads their revenues. I mean, look at this!
dude, that post exists so your cousin’s boyfriend’s little brother puts $20 on some shitty sports book and pads their revenues. I mean, look at this!
December 19, 2024 at 1:15 AM
“Oh someone said the Bucks might land CJ McCollum!”
dude, that post exists so your cousin’s boyfriend’s little brother puts $20 on some shitty sports book and pads their revenues. I mean, look at this!
dude, that post exists so your cousin’s boyfriend’s little brother puts $20 on some shitty sports book and pads their revenues. I mean, look at this!
Not only that, the eyeroll at this point in the ‘squabble up’ really drives home the point that there is very, very, *very* little respect from Kendrick on this.
December 2, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Not only that, the eyeroll at this point in the ‘squabble up’ really drives home the point that there is very, very, *very* little respect from Kendrick on this.
Warning: this is gonna be a short list, so let’s not go past, say, 10 likes.
November 15, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Warning: this is gonna be a short list, so let’s not go past, say, 10 likes.
Remember this? A simpler time.
February 22, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Remember this? A simpler time.
Farewell sweet prince.
February 9, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Farewell sweet prince.