Aaaaand just as I had settled into bed and started to drift off, every single light in my place suddenly turned on. So I think power is back #Boulder

You know how they say if one sense is taken away your others become heightened? It's true, I just stubbed my toe in the dark and it hurts way more than usual.

It is 10:40. Still no power. Someone ate all the chips, I couldn't see who. There's a guy randomly screaming outside. My phone is about to die. I am about to cautiously shuffle forward into an uncertain future as I await the light of dawn. Good luck to all my fellow travelers.

Source confirms he is still sitting on the couch in the dark. Source is pretty sure he paid his electric bill. Source thinks maybe squirrels are involved

Text from Xcel says repair estimate is 10:15pm. I may have to watch the end of Monday Night Football by candlelight

It depends on when they took the team photos. Baseball is in the spring, and he may have dropped out by then