This Tuesday? I’m actually busy with a work thing, sorry.

I think the first thing we need to do is figure out what it’s called when you post on Bluesky. Blueing? Skying?
(I’m typing this from a hospital bed because I was seriously injured after trying to cross the street like Charlie Chaplin and I somehow got hit by two buses simultaneously)

Alright well it was great catching up with you man! I’ll see you later buddy!

*goes back to living quiet life of desperation*

Me: Could I get a small sized latte, or sorry I mean a short sized-

Barista: I will cast abominable filth at you, make you vile, and make you a spectacle.

I think my favorite Oppenheimer quote is “If you’re still farting you aren’t done shitting”

Don’t blame me, I signed the petition to stop the Walmart from being built in Roku City

Forget it, Jake. It’s Busytown

I’m finally free from Elon’s insane circlejerk. Happy to be here BlueSky. Going to repost every single joke I tweeted here in the hopes of creating a Synecdoche, New York style replica of my Twitter account.