Mitch
@mitchcrossley.bsky.social
Horror enthusiast. TX progressive. Father.
Or I could doomscroll UNTIL tomorrow
February 7, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Or I could doomscroll UNTIL tomorrow
Didn't need another reason but this certainly counts
January 30, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Didn't need another reason but this certainly counts
Bought this for my daughter!
January 26, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Bought this for my daughter!
We need to start shipping coal to Hell to prepare for all these fuckers. Gotta get that temp up.
January 22, 2026 at 12:47 AM
We need to start shipping coal to Hell to prepare for all these fuckers. Gotta get that temp up.
I love that our congresspeople can just... say shit. Anything they want, regardless of veracity, and never fear for any repercussions whatsoever.
January 19, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I love that our congresspeople can just... say shit. Anything they want, regardless of veracity, and never fear for any repercussions whatsoever.
Her people certainly aren't being trained
January 8, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Her people certainly aren't being trained
Using AI to "unmask" people is incredibly irresponsible.
January 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Using AI to "unmask" people is incredibly irresponsible.
...do you think they believe political ideology is biological and intractable too?
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
...do you think they believe political ideology is biological and intractable too?
I read books and asked my neighbors and parents for advice but hey to each their own.
December 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I read books and asked my neighbors and parents for advice but hey to each their own.
Not the point but the fact that he only cares about GOP Senators and Representatives just shows how he doesn't understand his own job.
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Not the point but the fact that he only cares about GOP Senators and Representatives just shows how he doesn't understand his own job.
What "chain of events" ? The one where he raped a homeless child?
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
What "chain of events" ? The one where he raped a homeless child?
It ranges based on available cash on hand and fey whimsy.
October 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
It ranges based on available cash on hand and fey whimsy.
Even if it was confirmed (somehow) that he had no idea what the tattoo was until extremely recently, handing the administration a "the Left accept Nazis" angle is a bigger threat to us than having Collins win again.
October 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Even if it was confirmed (somehow) that he had no idea what the tattoo was until extremely recently, handing the administration a "the Left accept Nazis" angle is a bigger threat to us than having Collins win again.
Not sure why he needed to break out the blackface for this event.
September 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Not sure why he needed to break out the blackface for this event.
Sorry I've been trying that for years. Doesn't work.
September 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Sorry I've been trying that for years. Doesn't work.
By Jove, I think you've got it!
September 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
By Jove, I think you've got it!
Maybe nobody's "taking a fish" because we keep blowing up boats, perhaps?
September 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Maybe nobody's "taking a fish" because we keep blowing up boats, perhaps?
Hey looks like the moderation team woke up
September 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Hey looks like the moderation team woke up
The most overtly manufactured candidate since... well, I guess since JD Vance
September 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The most overtly manufactured candidate since... well, I guess since JD Vance
Holy shit this is vile. Hortman was elected by her constituents, while Kirk was one of the few people willing to go low enough to get a large following. Both assassinations were despicable, but the fact that people didn't know Hortman was WHY IT SHOULD HAVE MATTERED MORE.
September 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Holy shit this is vile. Hortman was elected by her constituents, while Kirk was one of the few people willing to go low enough to get a large following. Both assassinations were despicable, but the fact that people didn't know Hortman was WHY IT SHOULD HAVE MATTERED MORE.
300 million Elden Ring deaths, perhaps
September 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
300 million Elden Ring deaths, perhaps
I'm trying to think of a other job where you could openly advocate for mass murder and kinda just get away with it.
September 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I'm trying to think of a other job where you could openly advocate for mass murder and kinda just get away with it.
It Follows, and I'd tour the world for a year
August 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It Follows, and I'd tour the world for a year