Tell me you have never been on food stamps or known anyone who is without just saying it. You have to declare literally any penny you get every month, and they deduct that amount from your "award" so you never get anything extra, even if you didn't spend the cash on food. You will never get ahead.

When I was on it, you could get a cold Subway sandwich with it, but you weren't allowed to sully their restaurant by eating there. You could get a sandwich begrudgingly and resentfully made, then had to remove your disgusting self from the premises immediately.

You know, I get the point here, but can we please stop referring to women based on their value to the other people in their lives? We've got value because we're people, not because someone else would miss us. A woman who has no family isn't worth less than a wife and mother.

What I want to hear about is you starting impeachment proceedings.

Plus someone needs to smack Walmart for pulling a stunt like that, as if their shoppers are so unobservant that they wouldn't notice.

God says he was buffering.

And yet, I ordered a bag of cookies once that came in a non-padded envelope, accompanied by a proud note from Amazon that they're reducing excess packaging. Guess who made pie crust instead of eating cookies?

You know the part doing me in? I've seen probably ten posts of this picture, and there are at least three versions. You can see this went on for a while because Diaper Don is looking in different directions in each shot.

This is a little nervous-making. Why are they asking when the obvious answer is "it doesn't matter because neither of those terms apply here."?

If we impeach, we get rid of his entire mess and everyone who is helping him make it.

I'mma say a thing: I know this isn't the takeaway you're going for, but...this is the first time I've seen "Captain Cantaloupe" and I love you for it.

Wait..."Black Lives SPLATTER"?! Are you fucking serious?!

I'd be pretty pissed about tearing it down. More hundreds of thousands, if not millions spent on it. I'd have all the gold - assuming it really IS gold - stripped out of the entire WH, melted down and used to remodel the ballroom and turn it into offices or other workspace.

And if they let the dog on the furniture or not.

And if he is, HOLD THE FUCKERS IN CONTEMPT. Why nobody has done that yet is completely beyond me! He's ignored every single court order he doesn't like, and not a single judge has held him in contempt or levied any kind of penalty!

Probably the minute the $230 million hits his bank account.