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Mike is getting upset!
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Ah, shit. I lost my keys again.
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I’m sorry to repost but holy shit the nypost explainer.
Walter goggins doing the white lotus face (again)
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Logging on this morning like
Walter goggins doing the white lotus face.
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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#blessed
An empty seat next to me on a a cross-country flight 🥹☺️
November 16, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Incredible.
Just Now Dana Rubinstein 山 It's early yet, but so far Eric Adams, the outgoing mayor, is underperforming votes for write-in candidates. 7.2 87.34% EXPECTED VOTE AMDANI TO MAKE HISTORY AS CITY'S IM AND SOUTH ASIAN MAYOR Total Write-ins 6,125 Eric Adams (I) 6,123 Irene Estrada (C) 2,555 0.3% 0.3% 0.1%
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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*extreme Jay Cutler voice* DOOOOOOOON’T CAAAAAARE.
NYT alert : Breaking News Representative Hakeem Jeffries, the House Democratic leader, endorsed Zohran Mamdani in the race for mayor of New York City.
October 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Timeline alignment.
One account posting about how great a game the mariners blue jays game is and the next tweet saying “oh no”
October 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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It’s not even that the show was ahead of its time. It just had a fairly straightforward take on these assholes.
Politico post that says “EXCLUSIVE: Embattled Trump nominee Paul Ingrassia told Republicans that the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday should be "tossed into the seventh circle of hell" and that he has "a Nazi streak," according to a group chat viewed by POLITICO.” Screen grabs from succession where tom interviews the Fox News Nazi guy and the Nazi admits to reading mein kampf multiple times. To Tom’s chagrin.
October 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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“I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.”
Image of a mad max car with rusty spikes poking out from every surface.
October 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Gosh, if only we had a way to gather evidence, present arguments about what laws had been broken, and determine their guilt before fucking vaporizing them. Alas,
Kenny Holston/The New York Times BREAKING NEWS The U.S. struck another boat in the Caribbean, the U.S. defense secretary said, killing four men he accused of drug running.
October 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Legitimately laughed out loud at the last line.
THE NEW YORKER 1( But you could have an opinion on it. You have an opinion on all kinds of things, right? Well, on him and his role in government, that's not something I've particularly studied, so I don't know. I know some people who think he was a horrible historic figure. They would say, "Would you be friends with Genghis Khan? Would you be friends with Stalin?" And I wouldn't be friends with Stalin, so 1 concede that. Well, the next time someone brings up a terrible anecdote about Cambodia or Vietnam, I will definitely drop the Star Wars story to show that people have two sides. Yeah. And I get those who think you shouldn't be friends with someone who did terrible things. I hear that. I can just say that he was, as a very large number of people would say, though many fewer would say it publicly, an extraordinarily generous friend. Professor, thank you so much for doing this. Great, thanks. If we go light on the Kissinger part, I wouldn't complain, because it could dwarf everything else.
September 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I’m not sure if the rapture happened this morning or if it’s scheduled for later tonight but figured I’d post now because I’m not getting vacuumed up either way.
Screencap from The Leftovers with one character raising a beer in cheers saying “we’re still here” with another character staring into the middle distance saying “we sure are.”
September 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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friday.
Screencap of the main character from the movie ready or not covered in blood smoking a cigarette.
September 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Lmao. Yes. We couldn’t find the shooter, not because we are incompetent but because they must have camouflaged into the student body. It’s the only explanation.
The Boston Globe BREAKING NEWS ALERT Law enforcement officials said the suspect still at large in the shooting of conservative activist Charlie Kirk "appears to be of college age" and "blended in" with students on the college campus. Follow live updates.
September 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Screenshot from wolf of Wall Street of DiCaprio yelling let’s go into a mic
September 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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I want to believe poster.
August 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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And yet I must go to bed.
I WANT TO BELIEVE poster
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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This shit is so absurd to me. Almost makes me wonder if using the word “illegal” could cut down on the word count here 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
Breaking news alert from the NYT that says: The White House is moving to cut $4.9 billion in foreign aid, using a legally untested maneuver to slash spending without congressional approval.
August 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Same vibes.
Trump shaking Putin’s hand looking like a fucking idiot. Roman Roy making a face after texting his dad a picture of his dick.
August 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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OOP!
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August 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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NEW TATTOO NEW TATTOO NEW TATTOO NEW TATTOO NEW TATTOO NEW TATTOO NEW TATTOO #FranklinTheShark #Stockholm
My boy Franklin T. Shark in tattoo form from day 1 of vacation in Sweden.
August 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Hmmmmm.
三 HUFFPOSTI "Basically, I'm just fed up with the fact that I'm cis-gendered, I'm a white male, and I lean right, towards the Republican side," said Fears, 28, wearing a pin of the 3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf of the Waffen-SS. "And I get demonized if I don't accept certain things."
July 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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New York Magazine forging ahead and breaking new ground in “news that is fit to print”.
Push alert from New York Mag Big Summer Balls 1h ago Every summer, men with swollen scrotums walk among us. Here's why the heat leaves an estimated 15 percent of men with distended testicles.
July 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Wow! Maybe Fetterman is based after all!
Edited screenshot of a fetterman tweet saying “any calls to abolish ICE are 100”
July 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Fixed it for the senator!
Edited version of fetterman’s tweet now say “any calls to abolish ice are 100”
July 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Gonna keep fighting for this place and for the people who are getting screwed by our government. Fuck the haters.
James Gandolfini sitting at a table flicking off the camera with an American flag over his head.
July 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM