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♡ Misty May Marks ♡ 100% Philly girl with Scandinavian genes ♡Sports Phillies/Eagles/Lions/Bills but Phila Girl | More Misty → fanvue.com/lilmistymay | Chat → https://premium.chat/lilmistymay ♡ My only Page on Bsky! All-> https://linktr.ee/Mistymaymarks
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I had a minor equipment malfunction 😊Would you mind?
⛷️Ready to Tackle the Big Slopes?😏
December 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
PBS presents: Babes in the Concrete Jungle
🎙️ “Notice the polished exterior—an evolutionary advantage in harsh concrete climates. She does not hunt. She attracts.”

📡 Science can’t explain it. But it respects it.
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I had a minor equipment malfunction 😊Would you mind?
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If you stopped scrolling, you better follow! 😎
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
After extensive research, these are my findings with a 5.28% +/- error range😉😜🥰
December 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Fridays are better with a friend❤️
December 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Came for the masterpieces… left wondering if the real work of art just walked in 😏🖼️

Quick poll — be honest:
A) I belong on the wall
B) The wall belongs on me
C) Just here for the Eagles score updates 🦅
D) All of the above (the only correct answer)
December 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Advent Calendar Day 4 – The countdown just got a whole lot spicier 🎄😏 You agree?❤️
December 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Rate Advent Calendar’s Day 3 treat:

🔥🔥🔥🔥/🔥🔥🔥/🔥🔥/Coal
December 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
📸Photog: Stunning! Now do what you best!

👸🏼Me: Ok
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Real or Fake Tree?
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Advent Calendar Day 1 pix just dropped! 🍒

🎄Christmas Tree Poll:
A) Real
B) Artificial

Bonus: can you guess what I put up?
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
From pumpkin spice to full spice real quick 😈🍂
What are you thankful for?
#ThanksgivingVibes
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Happy Thanksgiving Lovelies 👩‍🍳
Stuffing the turkey isn’t the only thing getting handled in this kitchen today 🦃🍑
Spoiler: for dessert the apron’s coming off 😉 🔥
#HappyThanksgiving #ThanksgivingVibes
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It’s absolutely FREEZING outside… can you tell? 🥶❄️🦅
Door’s open for whoever wants to come warm this blonde up real quick 😏

Poll:
🔥 Pull up right now
🛫 Send the jet + blankets
🫦 Just keep staring (I see you)
🪄 Teleport (fastest way to win)
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Thumb out on the open road… 🚗😈 Nobody rides for free. Ass, Grass, or Gas — what’s my payment? 👀💨
A) Ass 🍑
B) Grass 🌿
C) Gas ⛽
💋
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Santa’s not the only one coming this Christmas🎄🍒
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Holiday travel plans… be honest,😈
Poll:
✈️ Flying first class (legs for days at 30k feet)
🚗 Road-tripping (music loud)
🛏️ Not leaving my bed till 2026
🪄 Manifesting a private invite (quote where you’d take me)
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
say hii for no reason 🫶
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Eagles Win = all articles of clothing comes off…
Who wants the Eagles to win? 😏🦅
#FlyEaglesFly
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
cat girl mode: activated 😻 what would you do if i purred in your ear? 👀💋
meow if you're brave enough
#catgirl
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Philly curves just dropped a winter heat wave❄️🔥Hit follow before it melts you!
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
black turtleneck season ✧
who says cozy can’t be dangerous? 😌🖤
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
smile like an angel, dress like the sin you can’t confess 😈🖤
be honest… how many seconds did it take? 👀
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Take me to the fair or lose on purpose 😏🎡💋
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM