Hardly a bikeshed, everyone knows the single hardest thing in computer science is naming things and off by one errors

I have a flame bow; he'll be warm for the rest if his life ^_^

I have at least six to-do lists. I keep finding them (this means I keep losing them, too, but I am not really aware of that)
Sibling suggested the App, but that means picking up the Phone when I'm trying to be productive.

"Traitors never prosper, for when they prosper, none dare call it treason" Here's hoping he fails fast

And, in a consistent show of brilliance, he's bringing this crippled economy into a trade war

With all due respect, Senator, that's YOUR job.

Unexpected GallusRostomegalus

Isn't this how Ron Hubbard got started?

Artificial sweeteners are made to taste like sugar, but American sodas are sweetened with corn syrup. That's why sugar-sweetened beverages taste like diet sodas

It's a rickroll, isn't it? Betting it's a rickroll.