A family came to pick up a harp today.
Very sincere young sibling: Where are your boys?
Me: …
Me: (realizing me probably means kids) I have none
Sibling: Then where are the girls?
Me: I have none
Sibling: …(so confused)…
Me: I have harps
Sibling: …(more confused)…
Sibling: 🤯

Turtle friend hanging out on a log

C is for cookie

Wow. That Hozier concert was an experience!