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⚔️misturb8r⚔️
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hi. i like to masturbate, so do you. 🤍🤪
uk 🇬🇧
sloppy gooner | avid bator | ball-stretchin'-gooncap-maker |
Pinned
life got in the way of planning this properly ..

BUT i'm thinking about doing it for valentine's next feb. just a couple of bros loving on themselves & each other 🤔
SOOO...

WHO'S UP FOR A BATOR CABIN TRIP LATER THIS YEAR?

just a couple of bros, locked away from the world, bonding over their love of penis.

serious (uk based) enquiries only.

*pic of penis is purely for attention*
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November 19, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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What's up everybody? I'm new to gooning and just trying to connect with other goon bros 🤣

#goon #bate #batebro #cockring #ballstretching
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Don't fight it. This is where you belong.
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
i've got a thick'un for the thick'ems 😛
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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THINKING ABOUT DOIN' SOME CAPS FOR THE FESTIVE SZN... 🤔
USIN' TRIGGERWORDS LIKE:
CANDYCANE/YULELOG = DONG
MAN BAUBLES/SNOWBALLS = TESTICLES
TINSEL ROPES/BUCK'S FIZZ= SPERM
ETC...

WUD U GOONERS LIKE THAT?
WHAT OTGER XMASSY TRIGGERS HAVE U GOT? 👀
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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BROTHERHOOD THROUGH COCK!!!

IF WE WANT TO SEE CHANGE HAPPEN IN THIS WORLD, I AM CONVINCED THIS IS WHERE WE NEED TO BEGIN!!!
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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spending time w/ my bestie 😄
October 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
update:
October 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
think I'm the only one in work today... if i am i'm deffo gonna stroke a lil 😏
October 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
spending time w/ my bestie 😄
October 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
think I'm the only one in work today... if i am i'm deffo gonna stroke a lil 😏
October 23, 2025 at 8:40 AM
my thingy is out, again. 😛
October 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
managed to crank out a solid hour of edging pre-work today.

it's making me desperately needy though 🥵
October 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Uh hey guys. Today makes 400 days uncummed 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
October 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
no, i'm not gonna stop doing the thing that brings me the most pleasure. 🤷🏽‍♂️🫦
October 12, 2025 at 11:20 AM
i chose this meatslab over the gym this morning & i regret nothing 😇
October 8, 2025 at 12:14 PM
locktober is going well, yeah thx 4 askin' 🥰
October 8, 2025 at 9:48 AM
ORCTOBER 😈
October 2, 2025 at 9:22 AM
barely fits... but that's the point, right?🔒 #locktober
October 2, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Thonger Donger (learning to love) my popper thonger dong
September 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
the usual friday antics are occurrin' 😛 #fcf
September 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
bator himbo loading... 💪🏾 #flexfriday
September 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
dunno 'bout you guys, but i'm h word as FOOK!
September 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Happy Hump Day😈😏
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM