Teaching composition right now feels like being a female stripper in a gay bar. No one really wants me there and i wish i could just go home.

Thoughts and prayers

Oooh! Can we see a sample recipe?

My dog is sushi nigiri

Nyt cooks is worth every penny! But, for those on a budget, go to the library. The best cookbooks are in the oversized section. Big, glossy, food porn recipes. Take a pic off recipes you love

I hope she is doing a facial. Her skin looks terrible

But, what were you wearing when he swindled you?

Good night. I love you.

Pizza! My table is already set, and I'm not main with the kitchen tonight!

Frannie has a lot to offer a future employer