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Eileen
@mistresshymensys.bsky.social
Muse for hire, editor for grins, scriptwriter for the masochist in me. Welcome to The Chia Pet Cemetery.
July 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Whoa!!
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March 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
With respects to Adrian Bott - the man who created the Leopards Eating Faces meme (in response to Brexxit). We Americans appreciate this fine British import.
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March 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
"Tiger King's Face Eaten By Leopards"
Joe’s husband gets deported - and to make matters worse, he's offering to BUY one of those gold cards in exchange for help.
March 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Why does a Boomer that gave away our social security numbers to a foreigner with a laptop want to stop the FBI from warning seniors how to not get scammed by online grifters?
February 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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