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MisterZymurgy
@misterzymurgy.bsky.social
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war.
Chili party = farty farty
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I've been making a sunday sauce today full of old world herbs and spices and meats and shit.
three elderly women are sitting in a living room and one of them is saying may your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta
ALT: three elderly women are sitting in a living room and one of them is saying may your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta
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November 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
So long Rogue Brewing. You were ok for a bit, then sucked.

www.kptv.com/2025/11/14/r...
Report: Rogue Ales in Newport is shutting down operations
Rogue Ales & Spirits is abruptly shutting down all operations, FOX 12 learned on Friday.
www.kptv.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I'm in the VIP section for zakk Wylde. Apparently he's going to come up into this section for part of his performance.
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Having a machine shed chikky pot pie and pregaming for zakk Wylde!
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
@jenkurka.bsky.social @oniowa.bsky.social making up a big ass batch of pasta e fagioli for the next tailgate. If y'all want to bring a couple big pots for the soup and noodle boiling that'd be cool. Figure Styrofoam cups would work better than bowls on this one too.
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Time to toast my long gone uncle dick and thank him for paying off my mortgage. Na zdrowie!
October 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Iron Maiden / Megadeth tickets acquired!
October 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
@jenkurka.bsky.social @oniowa.bsky.social Project Good Gobbler is in effect. I'm gonna get over to Thomas today and get a freshie ordered. What sorta poundage would be best? 9-10? 6-7?
October 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
@jenkurka.bsky.social I emailed Ma about the turkey situation. I doubt she's got one this early....
October 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Well that's bitchin'.
October 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ugh I hate when I get vertigo. All the ick of the bedspins with none of the drinking. Stupid left ear is causing this shit I know it.
October 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Hi res for all your No Kings Day needs.
October 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Nice score
October 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Free beers from plant manager

2x barrel aged birthday bomb
Vanilla noir
19&20 BCS
19 BCS Mon Cheri
20 BCS Kentucky fog
21 BCS brand fourteen
2x 21 BCS cola
22 BCS biscotti
22 BCS coffee
24 BCS macaroon
19 smog city barrel aged o.e.
Franklin Street Royal tenebrous
21 lost moon
20 parabola
October 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
October 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'm ready for another go at the bourbon trail. I do have two weeks off 'round Christmas. Hmm
October 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
October 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM
September 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Northbound 380 shutdown just south of Swisher grass fire
September 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
A big pot of charro beans seasoned just right is fucking magical. Four hours in and the beans are almost tender, giving it one more. Perfect side for a tostada? In a burrito? On a taco salad? I haven't decided.
September 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
September 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM