Ancient Egyptians never had crossword puzzles

Flowers are generally not the color green. Science has found this is a courtesy to bees so that they avoid accidentally pollinating leaves and getting embarrassed

According to what AI just told me, the Earth gains about ~40,000 tons per year in space dust, and loses ~95,000 from atmospheric escape. Meaning we are all losing ~45,000 tons a year. Good job y’all!

I relish that you mustard the ability to ketchup on work. Mayo always be peppered for anything. Butter not lettuce down, or else the horseradish will hit the ham.

All shadows point towards the hole of a rainbow

Every shopping cart you use at the grocery store has a very small chance of having been a homeless person’s storage

History rhymes with itself, but nobody lives long enough to hear the next stanza

The vultures were made silhouettes by the dawn sky, forming a loitering black tornado of bad omens.

There was never an estate sale. The house was slowly depleted by looters of its trove of spear-guns, taxidermied marine animals, broken sextants, and other mariner trophies. Only sea glass, broken and worn, remained as an echo of the previous tenant filling the void.

There are half-elves and half-orcs in official D&D, why no half-dwarves?

What is the largest finite number that can be represented in mathematical expressions that fits in 300 characters?

When my dog turns 13 he’s going to have a Bark Mitzvah

Is one person rowing a dinghy considered the captain of that vessel? Are X-wing pilots the captain of their space ship?

Counting the number of left handed and right handed emojis