Jacob Crouch
@misteryacob.bsky.social
Dad, hubby, teacher, reader, Seattle sports fan. Social media lurker.
He/him
He/him
If you see this, post a concert pic you took
September 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
If you see this, post a concert pic you took
Goodbye, Earl
Those black eyed peas?
They tasted alright to me, Earl
You feeling weak?
Why don’t you lay down and sleep, Earl
Ain’t it dark?
Wrapped up in that tarp, Earl
Those black eyed peas?
They tasted alright to me, Earl
You feeling weak?
Why don’t you lay down and sleep, Earl
Ain’t it dark?
Wrapped up in that tarp, Earl
May 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Goodbye, Earl
Those black eyed peas?
They tasted alright to me, Earl
You feeling weak?
Why don’t you lay down and sleep, Earl
Ain’t it dark?
Wrapped up in that tarp, Earl
Those black eyed peas?
They tasted alright to me, Earl
You feeling weak?
Why don’t you lay down and sleep, Earl
Ain’t it dark?
Wrapped up in that tarp, Earl
Zuck: the average American has three friends
May 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Zuck: the average American has three friends
May I humbly suggest:
March 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
May I humbly suggest:
State your MLB allegiance
March 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
State your MLB allegiance
Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only
March 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only
Me and the 3 folks who read my posts.
January 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Me and the 3 folks who read my posts.
What’s your favorite Simpsons line delivery? This is mine.
January 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
What’s your favorite Simpsons line delivery? This is mine.
POST YOUR FAVORITE SIMPSONS FACIAL EXPRESSION
January 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
POST YOUR FAVORITE SIMPSONS FACIAL EXPRESSION
“You will be visited by three spirits.’
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 8:07 PM
“You will be visited by three spirits.’
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you...
December 24, 2024 at 5:56 AM
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you...
Georgie and Poppy are here to help bring you joy.
December 14, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Georgie and Poppy are here to help bring you joy.
Update: it’s not just me and @clairecsea.bsky.social who noticed!
December 2, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Update: it’s not just me and @clairecsea.bsky.social who noticed!
Yes, I'm religious, I believe in the holy trinity
December 1, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Yes, I'm religious, I believe in the holy trinity
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
Post a picture you took to bring some zen to the skyline.
November 26, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Post a picture you took to bring some zen to the skyline.
We would have also accepted:
September 22, 2024 at 4:57 AM
We would have also accepted:
Post a scene from a movie you've seen more than 10 times
I’d say at least 20 times for this one; I used to teach it as part of my Hero’s Journey unit.
I’d say at least 20 times for this one; I used to teach it as part of my Hero’s Journey unit.
September 22, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Post a scene from a movie you've seen more than 10 times
I’d say at least 20 times for this one; I used to teach it as part of my Hero’s Journey unit.
I’d say at least 20 times for this one; I used to teach it as part of my Hero’s Journey unit.
Here’s my number thing.
September 17, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Here’s my number thing.
Post a perfect album from when you were 21
IIIIII LOOOOOOOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIST
IIIIII LOOOOOOOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIST
September 16, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Post a perfect album from when you were 21
IIIIII LOOOOOOOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIST
IIIIII LOOOOOOOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIST
Post a picture of your first crush
August 24, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Post a picture of your first crush