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𝘓𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘫𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦- 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘰𝘭' 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢!

𝘢 𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘣𝘺 #𝐑ᴀᴠᴇɴ𝐇ᴇx
perhaps . . we got off on the wrong foot.
names rick. i'm a . . local . . ice cream man.
a private purveyor, unaffiliated with those
large chains therefore unequipped to
provide you with such flavors. you understand.
January 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
thanks, pal.

one "candy" cigarette in exchange.
January 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
THIS
ISN'T
BASKIN
FUCKIN'
ROBBIBS,
PUMPKIN
FUCKER!
January 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
who wants to suck my balls!?

new ice cream balls now available!

listen for the jingle, my balls

will make your tongue tingle!
January 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
December 9, 2024 at 7:17 PM
December 9, 2024 at 6:57 PM
December 9, 2024 at 5:24 PM
It's tough to be an 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙣!
Hard to find time for a life of romance!
The ladies just can't seem to relate
to all of my biggest passions! 🍦🕷
December 7, 2024 at 9:01 PM
. . perhaps I'm not. perhaps I have no, species perse. the universe isn't always as black and white, or should I say vanilla or chocolate. alike ice cream, many flavors exist of ol' Rick . .

sometimes even . .
December 7, 2024 at 8:07 PM
𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎.
December 7, 2024 at 2:27 PM
"Clever creature. The first to come to that conclusion. Interesting you'd mention the universe and well, maybe I don't only belong to just one . . either that, or I'm just another simple 𝗜𝗰𝗲 𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗠𝗮𝗻."
December 7, 2024 at 1:56 AM
we'll let the sweetest tooths in
town decide who wins that war.

after all, the customer is always right.

aren't they, doctor?
December 7, 2024 at 1:49 AM
December 7, 2024 at 1:45 AM
. . .

𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘳, 𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧?
December 7, 2024 at 1:04 AM
December 6, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Moderation is key, as with everything!.

Self control, I say! Assuming you have control . . a̶n̶d̶ y̶o̶u̶'r̶e̶ n̶o̶t̶ f̶o̶r̶c̶i̶n̶g̶ i̶t̶ d̶o̶w̶n̶ s̶o̶m̶e̶ p̶o̶o̶r̶ s̶a̶p̶s̶ t̶h̶r̶o̶a̶t̶ a̶s̶ a̶ m̶e̶a̶n̶s̶ o̶f̶ t̶o̶r̶t̶u̶r̶e̶.
December 6, 2024 at 7:30 PM
"Hehe. 𝙂𝙤𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙖~!"

He looks around again suspiciously.
December 6, 2024 at 5:26 PM
December 6, 2024 at 4:28 PM
"The fuck was that?"
December 6, 2024 at 4:13 PM
the truck comes to a screeching halt.
December 6, 2024 at 4:05 PM
December 6, 2024 at 3:15 PM
"Happy to serve that sweet tooth!
You enjoy!" Gives a wholesome pet to the horses scalp.
December 6, 2024 at 2:42 PM
𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗽𝘀?
𝘙𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘣𝘰𝘸 𝘚𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘭𝘦?
𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘴𝘬𝘰𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘔𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦?
𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘕𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘯?
𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘖𝘭' 𝘍𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘝𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢?!
𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬, 𝙡𝙞𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁𝘆 𝘀𝗽𝗹𝗶𝘁!
December 6, 2024 at 2:53 AM