Matthew Martin
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mistersql.bsky.social
Matthew Martin
@mistersql.bsky.social
DevOps Contractor for a large DC area GovTech organization.

@mistersql on twitter.
@mistersql@mastodon.social on mastodon

I live in Herndon, VA

https://github.com/matthewdeanmartin
If you're cold they're cold. LET THEM IN
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Indian Ice
November 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Always calculate your expected utils in everything you do, including if one should click the random button again.
September 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Paipi, search for python packages, the bot hallucinates results (red) or remembers real ones (blue), generates README . md and single shots creating the library. (last part not done, I might just wire it up to gpt-engineer, smol-dev, open interpreter) May have to wait for the weekend to finish this.
September 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
ChatGPT! Turn on the lights in this comic, show what is being hidden.
August 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You better believe you'll never be this bad.
May 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Hey #smbc fans, recognize these two?

The lady on the right is explaining how this is not @smbccomics.bsky.social art, but not for the reasons usually cited.
May 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
What is `this`?!

Well `this` is the receiver, the object that the currently executing function is attached to, but can the set to anything else.

Also there is snow on my deck.
January 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I'm getting mixed messages here, just tell me what to do
December 29, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Hipster sunset, I was taking photos of the weird red DC/NoVA sky before everyone else started to.
December 8, 2024 at 12:54 AM
What's better than 3 wolf moon?

2 Goose Wolf, 2 bear eagle, 2 elk moose. You can catch me picking up milfs at the seven eleven. Probably my wife.
November 22, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Encryption has to be defined at lunch time. You don't want the wrong people intercepting your lunch order.
November 12, 2024 at 3:44 AM
It's like 12 voices cried out "Guilty"
May 30, 2024 at 9:59 PM