This is AMAZING.

Unlimited bread and fishes?

Ah yes, I understand your feeling because I, too, am Normal About Pens.

I definitely have not had students whisper in hushed tones about my totally normal pen situation.

Now the United States has turned its back on the democracies of the world to side with the Russians."

What should setup like this is a question about whether or not you are a bad enough dude to rescue democracy, at which point a side scrolling video game from the early 90s would begin.

I bought one of those little handheld counters before PAX East last year to track how many strangers I talked to.

Over the four days, I talked to a thousand strangers. And then I went off shift and talked to *more* strangers. And it was great!

Also I may be a freak of nature.