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Mr. Ryan.
@misterryan.bsky.social
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i draw quality things.
he/him
Contact: heyitsmrryan@gmail.com / http://linktr.ee/m1sterryan
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a quick cortney to end my turkey day
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Opal’s 11th Turkey Day!!!!
Opal looking at an off-screen piece of turkey with murdeous intent Opal inhaling a piece of turkey, squishing her head between me and the table, her eyes closed with satisfied elation
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Opal is more excited for turkey day than any of us
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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nothin like a good H̶o̷t̸ ̶C̵h̴o̷g̸l̴a̶t̵e̶ (2021)
cortney cartoonishly chugging a cartoonishly large mug of hot choglate
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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got to sleep in until 11 and I’m drinkin hot choglate for breakfast shoutouts to four day weekends
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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the turkey day morning cortney
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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come on get festive
cortney and benny dressed all nice and formal for a holiday feast. benny is wearing an apron over his smart sweater and carrying the turkey in his oven mitt-covered hands. cortney, wearing a form-fitting dress and hose stockings, is forcefully smacking benny's butt with such speed that it is kicking up dirt. the backhand slap hits with a loud and abrupt spank, causing benny to jump and the turkey to be shot into the air
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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putting on some ABBA to get some work done
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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five second cortney
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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let's just say, fans of scribblings are in for a real treat in a couple days
$5.50 scribbling commissions coming soon, they'll be back for a very limited time starting friday
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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today I made my current record for smallest pot (Hornet Silksong for scale)
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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got out of class an hour early so I snuck off to the ceramics room to make a pot or two and didn’t realize three hours passed
a wide-mouthed pot with a spiral engraving at the inner base a small pot a very small pot, about the size of my clay-covered thumb an armada of small pottery, seven in total
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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the morning benny
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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finally got some time to work on da comic
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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ten dollars for an amiibo is actually insane
I got the Sidon Zelda amiibo for ten dollars
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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the morning cortney
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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get ready for her special punch move
cortney winding up a special punch move, and she's going to kill you in the face with it
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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in a few days he will be named
a little guy with a conical head and a cloak holding a bundle of sticks over his back
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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the morning cortney
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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yeah man
Figma Dread Samus on an old Suzuki Motorcycle toy. She’s just about in scale with it
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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a quick cortney to end my lazy day
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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new comic page up, come check it out and see what Malley's up to

www.patreon.com/posts/page-1...
a screenshot of a comic panel featuring Malley the hammerhead shark girl laughing about something. What is she laughing about? It's not specified. It would be a really bad knock knock joke, it could be 9/11. I hope Malley's not laughing about 9/11, that would be pretty messed up and in poor taste. I'd be put on a problematic artists list if I haven't been already. Let's talk about something else now. Maybe Malley's laughing at the sound giant tortoises make when they mate, and how that sound was used in Jurassic Park for the Velociraptor's cry. Maybe Malley's laughing at you, for not clicking on the link and giving Mr. Ryan a couple dollars so he can pay for his car bills, medical insurance bills, and dental insurance bills and also gas for his car. I might have to start laughing at you too ha ha ha that's me laughing at you for not giving me money. You're very funny, you should try standup!
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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the afternoon cortney
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I have successfully juggled fleas
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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the people love a little guy
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM