MisterretsiM
@misterretsim.bsky.social
Erotica author. He/Him. Writing futa, hyper and other ridiculous things! Consider supporting me on Patreon: http://patreon.com/MisterretsiM
MINORS BEGONE!
MINORS BEGONE!
Oh my fucking god my prayers have been answered
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Oh my fucking god my prayers have been answered
Reminder! Also here's a quick summation of what to expect from the story:
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Reminder! Also here's a quick summation of what to expect from the story:
Having a normal one
October 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Having a normal one
You know, I get it. If I got to work with Aaliyah before her untimely passing, I'd also make sure that her name was plastered all over the song we did together as much as possible too
October 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
You know, I get it. If I got to work with Aaliyah before her untimely passing, I'd also make sure that her name was plastered all over the song we did together as much as possible too
45k words written
October 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
45k words written
I promise I'm writing smut
October 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I promise I'm writing smut
Good news: I finally decided to start writing about the hyper cock in this story. Only took uh, nearly 20k words.
October 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Good news: I finally decided to start writing about the hyper cock in this story. Only took uh, nearly 20k words.
The words of someone who is definitely well-adjusted, mentally speaking
October 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The words of someone who is definitely well-adjusted, mentally speaking
The depth of my prose is unmatched
July 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The depth of my prose is unmatched
Finally got a championship win my queen 😭
July 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Finally got a championship win my queen 😭
Rice Shower might not be particularly skilled at winning races, but she is still my ditzy, low self-esteem queen
July 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Rice Shower might not be particularly skilled at winning races, but she is still my ditzy, low self-esteem queen
I'm a very serious writer
July 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I'm a very serious writer
Nothing makes me curse my lack of brevity more than having to do the final edit of a story
June 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Nothing makes me curse my lack of brevity more than having to do the final edit of a story
This is what happens every time I think I’m gonna be able to keep the length of a story within my original estimates
May 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This is what happens every time I think I’m gonna be able to keep the length of a story within my original estimates
I just released a new story, a surprise collab with the amazing artist @sovietmarmalade.bsky.social titled "Seeing Double"!
It features Soviet's OCs Megan and Anne, and a third, oddly familiar woman having a very raunchy threesome
For now, you can only read it here: patreon.com/MisterretsiM
It features Soviet's OCs Megan and Anne, and a third, oddly familiar woman having a very raunchy threesome
For now, you can only read it here: patreon.com/MisterretsiM
May 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I just released a new story, a surprise collab with the amazing artist @sovietmarmalade.bsky.social titled "Seeing Double"!
It features Soviet's OCs Megan and Anne, and a third, oddly familiar woman having a very raunchy threesome
For now, you can only read it here: patreon.com/MisterretsiM
It features Soviet's OCs Megan and Anne, and a third, oddly familiar woman having a very raunchy threesome
For now, you can only read it here: patreon.com/MisterretsiM
I’m so god damn close to being finished
February 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I’m so god damn close to being finished
Oh My God, I Love Raye
February 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Oh My God, I Love Raye
Here's a glimpse into my writing process: I like to just leave little notes at the bottom of stories I'm writing, usually specific words I want to use or scene ideas I don't want to forget. Anyway, here's the ones I have left for this WIP haha
February 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Here's a glimpse into my writing process: I like to just leave little notes at the bottom of stories I'm writing, usually specific words I want to use or scene ideas I don't want to forget. Anyway, here's the ones I have left for this WIP haha
Gonna start causally slipping this into every story I write from this day forward
January 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Gonna start causally slipping this into every story I write from this day forward
What could she be drinking?🤔
January 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
What could she be drinking?🤔
View from my bedroom window. Been snowing on and off for the past 6 hours or so.
Love this kind of weather, but it makes me want to cuddle up in bed instead of writing 😭
Love this kind of weather, but it makes me want to cuddle up in bed instead of writing 😭
January 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
View from my bedroom window. Been snowing on and off for the past 6 hours or so.
Love this kind of weather, but it makes me want to cuddle up in bed instead of writing 😭
Love this kind of weather, but it makes me want to cuddle up in bed instead of writing 😭
Reached 10k words on my current WIP, and decided I'd give you all a little hint of what its gonna entail since it is Christmas Eve! haha
December 24, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Reached 10k words on my current WIP, and decided I'd give you all a little hint of what its gonna entail since it is Christmas Eve! haha
I have more art of my OCs to share with y'all! Both of these amazing pics were done by the incredible @mrpecu.bsky.social!
The first is of Christie, looking sex and massive as ever
The second features Victoria, who is trying to drain her bottomless cum-reservoirs in the shower haha
The first is of Christie, looking sex and massive as ever
The second features Victoria, who is trying to drain her bottomless cum-reservoirs in the shower haha
December 23, 2024 at 7:18 PM
I have more art of my OCs to share with y'all! Both of these amazing pics were done by the incredible @mrpecu.bsky.social!
The first is of Christie, looking sex and massive as ever
The second features Victoria, who is trying to drain her bottomless cum-reservoirs in the shower haha
The first is of Christie, looking sex and massive as ever
The second features Victoria, who is trying to drain her bottomless cum-reservoirs in the shower haha