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Nuzzi going for a Catch-22 vibe but WWF only exists in an absurdist world.
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Death Masks of visitors that died "in the saddle".
December 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The Sleepy president

The Creepy president

The Weepy president

The Peepy president
December 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It's an "Afternooner" when you get that nap in after lunch.

To Trump: Retire Old Man.

To his staff: Retire the Tired Old Man.
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I'm certain he read the room and saw flag officers of color and/or female were endangered species but maybe in meetings with SECDEF he realized that war crimes were to be performed and he wanted nothing to do with it.
It's possible he put the kibosh on a planned mission and was shown the door.
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I'm thinking Adm Holsey retired because he saw this cluster coming and calculated that he was the wrong color to get a pardon.
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
AI slop article. Supposed to be a transcript of the 60 minutes segment.

"Anderson Cooper: That is predictions on who would be the high Spotify artist in 2025?

Shayne Coplan: Yeah, and the market’s very assured it will likely be Dangerous Bunny."

Fuckin Dangerous Bunny (He actually said Bad Bunny)
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Take into account European tax rates (TBH not sure about Swiss tax rates) that run at about 50% to support safety net etc.

These "aspirational" articles run more on dreams than reality (and I think many people lie in them).
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I would assume that Partner Jan also is a Swiss citizen because otherwise it would be very hard to live in Switzerland as an alien.
I worked for a Swiss company in the US and it was intensive to go through the immigration process in Switzerland (They are very picky and somewhat invasive).
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
As long as the other Crimester is white.
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Maybe we could develop an Artificial Moral Intelligence, nah there's no money in it.

Ah but...

The Church of Artificial Moral Intelligence is Money.
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I didn't want Trump ranting at me.

We comply with all executive orders that are legible.
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
On a slippery slope to it.

Bannon look requires 3 collars or more.
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
More Salt. Sleepy Don carries his own in case the food is not salty enough.

If it was Don Jr, I'd say Cocaine using a rolled-up copy of the Constitution to snort it.
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
How many doses administered to children?

What is the morbidity rate?

Not to "what if" but what is the child death morbidity rates for car accidents?

Would the anti-vaxxers scream or just laugh if the government said it doesn't recommend carting your children in a car, truck or bus?
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
It's a box to check?
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It's very simple.
For Trump, money's no object when he is spending Other People's Money.
He only fights when it is his money being fought over.
Since it's not his money (but might be his legacy), He's all "go big, go bigger, no, go really bigly".
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
#3 The Gray Area is that action puts Mommy on Santa's Third List: Naughty but Noice!
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I just want all the PR people that contributed to the Fascist and anti-American themes from these Departments to be named, shamed and fired.
If they can find work in the private sector, so be it, but I want them out of our Government.
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It's a pity she didn't substitute slavery for gender. I'm sure that argument would have won over the university.
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
13th Disciple in charge of Podcasting.

"Charlie, didja hear what Jesus said in the sermon on the mount? We can't send that out."

Kirk: "We'll fix it in editing."
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
13th disciple, you know like the fifth Beatle, something people claimed to be, after they fell apart. OK.

But Charlie "Sanhedrin" Kirk, really?
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Is that Air Force Nun?
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
So, like everything else on Fox (News and Sports), they start making a new image unrelated to reality.
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Cool Dude. You should see him when he's baked.
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM