I hate to be a douchey pedant ("but you're so good at it") but I think he owns or owned a home on South Hero Island in VT. I've had good soup there, though.

Oh that’s the worst.

This line of thinking is of a piece with the idiotic Van Jones “dead Gaza baby” joke. Like, it’s not possible for these people to comprehend that young people are morally repulsed by images of genocide, so they must say the reaction is result of some other external force.

I’m too old to be this embarrassed.

Alternative title: Things my Friends Said at Mimi’s Cocktail Party in Rye.

“I’m the King of the World” James Cameron, accepting a Best Picture Oscar.

This is the answer.

"Your productivity is more important than your coworkers' health!"

Big fan of The New Best Recipe from the editors of Cooks Illustrated. Covers many basics and explains the why behind every recipe (e.g why it’s with the extra step to par boil or whatever).

If feel like those tapes are a sacred NJ text

They need little mustaches.

Mister, that is some bullshit, right there, and you can put your terrible opinion right in the trash.

Ugh. Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck everything.

Why not both?

That is bananas

Milwaukee Malibu!!!

I was just there! Concord is awesome.

I was irritated by how myopic it was. It’s like he challenged himself to make a movie about a new American civil war that doesn’t say anything about America or war.