John Eichenlaub (a nobody)
@misteroakleaf.bsky.social
Board and card gamer. Politics, pro wrestling, and authors are my jam.
Cis Het He/Him
Cis Het He/Him
I PRESENT THE IRON LOTUS
February 15, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I PRESENT THE IRON LOTUS
It's Akroma, and always will be Akroma.
February 15, 2026 at 7:21 PM
It's Akroma, and always will be Akroma.
Drains (and demons)
February 13, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Drains (and demons)
I signed up to act in a local theater group's (that I have never worked with before) 24 hour play festival.
They asked if I'd direct.
Plays will be written next Friday night, and are performed the following day.
They asked if I'd direct.
Plays will be written next Friday night, and are performed the following day.
February 11, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I signed up to act in a local theater group's (that I have never worked with before) 24 hour play festival.
They asked if I'd direct.
Plays will be written next Friday night, and are performed the following day.
They asked if I'd direct.
Plays will be written next Friday night, and are performed the following day.
I knew I could get you prosecuted for things I did!
February 9, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I knew I could get you prosecuted for things I did!
It's so hard to get back to normal after that sort of thing.
I'm glad you're getting there. I think little things that bring joy are such a key step to recovery.
Great job!
I'm glad you're getting there. I think little things that bring joy are such a key step to recovery.
Great job!
February 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
It's so hard to get back to normal after that sort of thing.
I'm glad you're getting there. I think little things that bring joy are such a key step to recovery.
Great job!
I'm glad you're getting there. I think little things that bring joy are such a key step to recovery.
Great job!
I can tell you that they don't like people making clandestine operations impossible. They don't understand how to deal with nonviolent resistance. All they can do in response is bluster. And if a crowd refuses to be intimidated, they leave.
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I can tell you that they don't like people making clandestine operations impossible. They don't understand how to deal with nonviolent resistance. All they can do in response is bluster. And if a crowd refuses to be intimidated, they leave.
Sometimes
Sometimes I feel as though I AM frozen from 1996.
Sometimes I feel as though I AM frozen from 1996.
February 5, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Sometimes
Sometimes I feel as though I AM frozen from 1996.
Sometimes I feel as though I AM frozen from 1996.
The man absolutely delights in cruelty. It's literally the only thing that makes him laugh.
January 26, 2026 at 6:36 PM
The man absolutely delights in cruelty. It's literally the only thing that makes him laugh.
The apology wasn't really an apology.
I sent a letter (email) to the Vikings, but am not optimistic anything will change.
I sent a letter (email) to the Vikings, but am not optimistic anything will change.
January 26, 2026 at 6:07 PM
The apology wasn't really an apology.
I sent a letter (email) to the Vikings, but am not optimistic anything will change.
I sent a letter (email) to the Vikings, but am not optimistic anything will change.
I don't think it will be recorded, for security purposes.
January 26, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I don't think it will be recorded, for security purposes.
I am local, and I am hoping this is the proverbial straw.
I intend to write a letter and make a phone call.
I intend to write a letter and make a phone call.
January 25, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I am local, and I am hoping this is the proverbial straw.
I intend to write a letter and make a phone call.
I intend to write a letter and make a phone call.
Strange that you haven't done it since.
I mean, a case could be made that Judgement did it too, but with green and white.
No, I know why.
I mean, a case could be made that Judgement did it too, but with green and white.
No, I know why.
January 25, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Strange that you haven't done it since.
I mean, a case could be made that Judgement did it too, but with green and white.
No, I know why.
I mean, a case could be made that Judgement did it too, but with green and white.
No, I know why.
I honestly wouldn't mind. I understand the Wilfs are VERY anti-Trump.
Sounds like someone's doing damage control.
Sounds like someone's doing damage control.
January 25, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I honestly wouldn't mind. I understand the Wilfs are VERY anti-Trump.
Sounds like someone's doing damage control.
Sounds like someone's doing damage control.
I am here on the ground, doing stuff but trying to be circumspect about it.
Your support means the world to me.
Your support means the world to me.
January 24, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I am here on the ground, doing stuff but trying to be circumspect about it.
Your support means the world to me.
Your support means the world to me.
We bailed before the march started. Waited an hour to start walking.
It was also "sold out."
It was also "sold out."
January 23, 2026 at 9:49 PM
We bailed before the march started. Waited an hour to start walking.
It was also "sold out."
It was also "sold out."
I'm familiar with the property, which is the best I can say about it. I don't buy UB product on principle.
I enjoyed the heck out of our return to Lormoor, though.
I enjoyed the heck out of our return to Lormoor, though.
January 21, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I'm familiar with the property, which is the best I can say about it. I don't buy UB product on principle.
I enjoyed the heck out of our return to Lormoor, though.
I enjoyed the heck out of our return to Lormoor, though.
Unfortunately, we are reckoning with cowardice at every level of the GOP.
Also known as "But...But... muh POWER"
Also known as "But...But... muh POWER"
January 21, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Unfortunately, we are reckoning with cowardice at every level of the GOP.
Also known as "But...But... muh POWER"
Also known as "But...But... muh POWER"
I know.
I felt it was apt.
I also think we need to keep in mind if they'd stayed on Lorwyn for 2 sets, they'd give up set space to one of 4 UB sets this year (can't have that 🙄) or one of the 2 other UW sets.
I felt it was apt.
I also think we need to keep in mind if they'd stayed on Lorwyn for 2 sets, they'd give up set space to one of 4 UB sets this year (can't have that 🙄) or one of the 2 other UW sets.
January 20, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I know.
I felt it was apt.
I also think we need to keep in mind if they'd stayed on Lorwyn for 2 sets, they'd give up set space to one of 4 UB sets this year (can't have that 🙄) or one of the 2 other UW sets.
I felt it was apt.
I also think we need to keep in mind if they'd stayed on Lorwyn for 2 sets, they'd give up set space to one of 4 UB sets this year (can't have that 🙄) or one of the 2 other UW sets.
Counterpoint:
January 20, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Counterpoint:
Night ranger?
Sort of a nightsoil/knight ranger something?
Sort of a nightsoil/knight ranger something?
January 19, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Night ranger?
Sort of a nightsoil/knight ranger something?
Sort of a nightsoil/knight ranger something?
Really looking forward to the Chaometer tomorrow.
January 19, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Really looking forward to the Chaometer tomorrow.
Gods, if ONLY.
My mom lives in Albertville. She despises who her neighbors choose to vote for.
My mom lives in Albertville. She despises who her neighbors choose to vote for.
January 16, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Gods, if ONLY.
My mom lives in Albertville. She despises who her neighbors choose to vote for.
My mom lives in Albertville. She despises who her neighbors choose to vote for.
Walt and Tom would be over the moon.
Those snakes deserve each other.
Those snakes deserve each other.
January 16, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Walt and Tom would be over the moon.
Those snakes deserve each other.
Those snakes deserve each other.