Maurice🌹
@mistermaurice.bsky.social
Leftist, gamer nerd, wrestling nerd, D&D nerd, and occasionally covered in cat hair.
San Francisco, CA if you need my assassination coordinates.
Sometimes I randomly stream video games at twitch.tv/nonamemaurice
San Francisco, CA if you need my assassination coordinates.
Sometimes I randomly stream video games at twitch.tv/nonamemaurice
I can’t believe the gold Trump statue story is real
September 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I can’t believe the gold Trump statue story is real
Imagine Paint it Black playing rn
September 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Imagine Paint it Black playing rn
At least the audience knows wassup
September 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
At least the audience knows wassup
Meanwhile, in a normal country:
September 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Meanwhile, in a normal country:
“Hey Maurice, who’s your favorite female wrestler right now?”
September 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“Hey Maurice, who’s your favorite female wrestler right now?”
Stoned and forgot to post the clip 🤦🏾♂️
September 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Stoned and forgot to post the clip 🤦🏾♂️
@teamcherry.bsky.social come on, guys.
September 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
@teamcherry.bsky.social come on, guys.
Jefferies could’ve hugged Zohran politically and got something nice like this written about him but instead he’s gonna get the Grant Gustin meme when he loses his primary to a DSA member. You hate to see it (ostensibly)
September 2, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Jefferies could’ve hugged Zohran politically and got something nice like this written about him but instead he’s gonna get the Grant Gustin meme when he loses his primary to a DSA member. You hate to see it (ostensibly)
I guess I’ll be my own Megan thee Stallion
August 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I guess I’ll be my own Megan thee Stallion
Part 2: “No Hoes Stokely” is born.
August 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Part 2: “No Hoes Stokely” is born.
Catching up in AEW before Forbidden Door and this absolutely killed me 😂😂😂.
August 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Catching up in AEW before Forbidden Door and this absolutely killed me 😂😂😂.
This might be the most San Francisco headline I’ve seen in years.
August 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This might be the most San Francisco headline I’ve seen in years.
I’m rewatching the Christian rock episode of King of the Hill and like every line in this episode is hilarious.
August 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I’m rewatching the Christian rock episode of King of the Hill and like every line in this episode is hilarious.
This season has been absolutely unhinged I love it
August 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This season has been absolutely unhinged I love it
Me and my cat both shocked to find out Kerry Washington played a blind woman in Fantastic Four
July 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Me and my cat both shocked to find out Kerry Washington played a blind woman in Fantastic Four
Remember when democrats were pro immigration, pro trans rights, and anti genocide *checks notes* 4 years ago?
July 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Remember when democrats were pro immigration, pro trans rights, and anti genocide *checks notes* 4 years ago?
Daddy daughter time
July 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Daddy daughter time
