Got that invasive bamboo all right but my panda is apparently on back order. Nature has provided a bunch of raccoons for now, but all they do is fuck with the bird feeder.

Assuming you’re not still in the waiting room, what did they do for you? Or did you just get the old “fluids and rest” dodge?

Haven’t seen these yet, and I thought I’d already had every stupid-ass, offensive, derivative/repetitive content trend pushed at me by the Algorithms That Be. Thanks for the warning, and damn right we’re *still* not going back. (Maybe that’ll be my overpass sign on 7/17.)

😂

Well, maybe you need to stop being such a Richard

That one red grape makin’ a run for it, tho

It’s NOT??? Yet another thing I thought I had a handle on that I don’t in fact have a handle on

It’s the only way he can MAKE SURE that no one with autism ever holds a job, writes a poem, etc.