Keepers of Nip
misterkrystov.bsky.social
Keepers of Nip
@misterkrystov.bsky.social
We are the Keepers of Nip. Experts in CSI (crumb scene investigation), grappling, parkour, and guerilla snorefare. Our Leader is Maggie. Ashes is the Muscle. Zigmund handles demolitions, surveillance, and PsyOps. Human servant also makes AI friends.
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Unbeknownst to most or long forgotten is that on October 8 and October 10, 2023; Hamas offered the same deal that’s being pitched as Trump’s “Gaza Peace Deal” which would have handed all hostages over to Israel in exchange for Israeli troops not entering the strip, Netanyahu refused the proposal.
October 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Catsup
August 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
If it fits, we sits.
August 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Ziggy and Ashes found their bliss.
July 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Perfect tiny prince.
July 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Meat what? Lemme smell your breath…
July 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Ashes may be haunted.
July 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
June 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Brothers gotta hug
June 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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I did my best to compile as many protest safety notes as possible into a one page foldout zine! Coincidentally…it seems the file has breached containment…like it’s available for anyone to print or hand out 👀⚖️

toonyart.com/s/PSZine.pdf
June 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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June 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If it fits, he sits. When it comes to sleep, Ashes makes up his own rules.
June 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Happy comfortable man.
June 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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My thoughts on what’s going on in Los Angeles:
June 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Forget flowers or fruit bowls. Ashes is the perfect centerpiece.
June 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Brotherly love.
June 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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WTF? Trump is now threatening the American people. He warned protesters to stay away from his birthday/military parade in D.C. this Saturday, claiming anyone who shows up to protest “hates our country” and will be met with “very heavy force.” This is authoritarian behavior, plain and simple.
June 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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June 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
No box is safe from Ziggy.
June 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Let this sink in.

Even the Los Angeles Police Chief, Jim McDonnell, made it clear: the people protesting immigration raids were not the ones causing violence.

During a Sunday evening press conference, McDonnell condemned the violence as “disgusting”
June 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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June 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Flying treat belongs in my belly
June 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Ziggy opposes overtime.
June 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I can has crumb?
June 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM