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Mister King Dice
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I skipped Halloween this year 🎃😭

Maybe next year. ♥️
November 2, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Bruh my bedroom on the ground floor of my mom's house is all windows and something keeps tapping on it like the vampire from Salem's Lot and I'm just trying to ignore it and hope it goes away hahahaha please help hahahahaha
October 27, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Heh. My perfume sample arrived today. I may commit to the full bottle just for the ✨vibes✨

IYKYK. #DeltaGreen
October 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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Princess Tato 🩷
October 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Imagine how embarrassing it is to get a noise complaint while you're blasting the #SajaBoys :)))
October 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I wanted to be extra as a GM, so I recorded some sound bytes for my players to listen to as evidence.

Now they think there's a little girl in the mystery. There is none. I just apparently, sound like a child. Lovely. #trpgs
October 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Me being dramatic because my players haven't connected the dots yet (to be fair, I have given them a mountain of evidence so it IS hard to connect things) #trpg
a woman in a black dress is standing on a set of stairs in a black and white photo .
ALT: a woman in a black dress is standing on a set of stairs in a black and white photo .
media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 7:19 AM
"I will find you in every life time," sounds less romantic when it's a murdery vampire from the 1800s deadset on ending your bloodline :))

One of my #HorrorOnTheOrientExpress players took out YouKnowWho but not completely--and now he shows up in every game, modern or 1920s, hunting the player. :))
October 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Convo from my #DeltaGreen game /:))
October 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
In this moment, I am immortal, and in the next. Until I am not.
October 8, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Time is a greedy gambler, but no cheat;
He wins with every wager, that's the law
The day declines; the night gains on us; Remember!
The abyss gapes thirstily; the sands run out.

-Les Fleurs du Mal, Charles Baudelaire
October 8, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I'm staying at my mom's and ordered a bunch of demon-related stuff (as props for a game). Forgot they were coming in today, and I'm currently outside. :)) Hope mom doesn't get nosey hahaha
October 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Girlies hanging out ♥️
August 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I love long flights without internet. Only time I can focus hahaha
July 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I am going to kill myself if I hear someone refer to me again as a "rockstar" in my corporate job.
June 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
New to running roleplaying games? Here's how you can make a premade campaign yours:

open.substack.com/pub/misterki...

#TRPGs
HISFTDTGM - Breaking & Entering (Respectfully)
How I Stopped Feeling Too Dumb To GM (HISFTDTGM)
open.substack.com
June 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I'm doing a thing where I talk about how I run games. If you're new to running games, this might help! Here's a short/sweet guide to having cults in your game:

Delulu is the solulu to your cult-u! ❤️

open.substack.com/pub/misterki...

#TRPGs
HISFTDTGM: The Cult's Not Insane--You Are.
(How I Stopped Feeling Too Dumb To GM)
open.substack.com
June 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I did a thing and forgot to tell anyone hahahaha.

Basically, if you like over prepping for games, let me be your buddy :)) big thanks to @philgamer.bsky.social for the shout out. Hahahahah
June 19, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Want to check out GMing wisdom? @misterkingdice.bsky.social has some to dispense!

substack.com/@misterkingd...
Lanz | Substack
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June 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Keep hope alive with Tato 💕♡
June 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Broooo I have such a huge crush (yes, I've told the husband, I'm allowed lol). I met a new player & I can't shut up about this person. They listen closely to the info our GM gives out, take copious, careful notes (they corrected MY notes!!!)
June 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I am happy because everyone loves me
May 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I wanna be on the beach, but not like the volleyball and suntan kind. More like dark clouds overhead, emerald green crisscross waves and heavy rain pouring over a tin roof kind of beach.
May 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Don't take this the wrong way, but if you are a TRPG player who takes down notes and notices tiny details, I love you and I demand your presence at every table I run.
May 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Gonna rest and have Yam take over for a bit 🩵
May 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM