7 planets align tonight.

Crossing my fingers that this is the harbinger for the return of the Old Ones who will wipe out humanity so we can reboot this bitch!

#reset #planetaryalignment

I took my wife and mom to the Sarah Brightman concert here in LA tonight. Not really my kind of thing, but a good show, nonetheless.

The guy behind me kept yelling “Bravo! Bravo!”

It took all my strength of will not to turn around and tell him that since she’s female, it’s actually “Brava!”

Thanks to all the atheists out there just doing the right thing without me threatening you with fire and brimstone.

So I’m about to watch Waiting for Godot. Go to the bar before the show, order a specialty cocktail for the show. Ask the bartender if it’s garnished with existential ambiguity.

Without missing a beat he said, “no, but you’ll just never be certain whether you drank it or not.”

I tipped well.