Mr. First Sip
misterfirstsip.bsky.social
Mr. First Sip
@misterfirstsip.bsky.social
Constantly in search of the sacred among the novel. Recovering Value Menu patron.
I love the role each respective publication plays, but seeing articles from @theonion.com and @thenation.com appear in succession in my feed makes it even harder to discern between what's horribly real and what's comfortably fake.

Keep up the good work, you two!
May 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Remember when the Sergeant at Arms removed Marjorie Taylor Greene for continuously shouting at President Biden during his address?

Neither do I.
March 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Where was the congressional presence outside of the OPM's offices following the mass "retire from your job voluntarily or sweat while we find a way to fire you" email send? Today's USAID visit is a good start, but other departments need a visible defense too.
February 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
It's 2025, and I still miss Subway's classic cut.
January 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM