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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms
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BG3 art & comics: https://bg3.mrcrowb.art || Death Stranding fan || Visual Novel Character Artist for @fictionfactorygames.com || socials https://mrcrowb.art/ || #art
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Vhaeraun cares about his guys, he never gives them battles they can't handle, buuuuut as a chaotic god I imagine he can't resist a good prank. A silly follow up to my last comic! #art #bg3

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Baldur's Gate 3 fan comic. "BWAHAHAHA!" Vhaeraun bursts out wheezing and laughing, "He fucking did it! The egghead actually stuck his whole arm into the hole!" Eilistraee, very much wishing her brother would show more caution, says, "Only because you lead your follower towards danger. That could have ended much worse for Aldiirn." "Come off it Eilee," Vhaeraun turns to face her, unconcerned, "The parcel pusher's tougher than he looks, he has what it takes to handle it. And now he knows an elder brain has its hooks in my guys. It's a win!" Eilistraee keeps her sigh internal. "There were safer ways to direct Aldiirn to that information. You could have urged him to steal the journal in Ketheric's room that outlines the entire plot." That hit a nerve. "A book, really?" Vhaeraun sneers, getting in Eilistraee's face, "What use is that? Reading's lame and my guys aren't eggheads!" "My brother do you hear yourself," she prays.
December 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Modern Aldiirn, as with his Underdark counterpart, is from down under. #tavqotd
December 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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The worst thing imaginable that keeps Aldiirn away from sleep…

The possibility of a “satisfactory” or “sub par” review! It’ll ruin his “excellent” streak and reputation as a courier!!! #tavqotd
December 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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not at all lmao
December 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Recent example - client wanted his FF14 character drawn, so he staged a photoshoot in game to show the pose and outfit and doodled on the placement of effects. Easy peasy and effective without using the plagiarism machine to eat unnecessary power and water.
In-game virtual photo of a Final Fantasy 14 character posing with a sword against a plain white photo backdrop. Black and red fire effects are crudely drawn on top. The same character, skillfully illustrated in a comic-like inked style with dynamic black & red energy effects.
December 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Aldiirn ends up with a couple injuries in Act 2 that slow down, but don't quite stop the group.

After the Mystery Flesh Hole dislocates his shoulder, Aldiirn calls for an early rest. Same when he gets a faceful of explosives fighting Yurgir.

Both times rest is met w/ camp drama #tavqotd
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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In the Underdark, Aldiirn falls asleep pretty easily. Adventure all wake, cool down, then he's asleep as soon as he snuggles into his bedroll burrito.

Not so lucky in the World Above - Aldiirn runs on a 28hr sleep/wake and can never quite fall asleep when he should according to the sun. #tavqotd
December 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Cutie delivery coming up! 🥰 #tavqotd
Aldiirn, a chubby half-drow man, wearing a playboy bunny costume with spiderweb leggings. Big, floppy bunny ears add to the volume of his long hair and frame his coy, blushing face. He holds a basket with two bunny confections, a slim one with a fang and wrapped in gold foil, the other a rounded lop bunny bottle filled with fresh blood.
December 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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(5/5) Shadows & Blood #art

Come. Become. Come. BECOME
BECOME B E C O M E
COME BECOME

B E C O M E
Other else ABERRATION The voice of the Absolute pierces Aldiirn's mind. You must come to me, so I can become myself again. Come. Aldiirn tries to scrabble away, but the psychic pressure is too much, drawing him down. Become. He's vague aware of hands reaching, using his armour's connection points to pull him against the tendrils wrapping around more and more of him Come. BECOME. The voice permeates and rattles every corner of Aldiirn's mind, inexorable-- BECOME. COME. BECOME. BECOME. COME. BECOME.
December 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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(3-4/5) Shadows & Blood #art

Reckless energy drives Aldiirn forward...
Vhaeraun disappears into the shadows, framing a glowing crack in the stonework, shadowing Aldiirn's face and urging him. "Go on, there are secrets to steal," are the only whispers Aldiirn can hear over the growing din of the heartbeat as he climbs to the rafters, no attention paid to his companions The beating is deafening - something organic, pulsating, illithid is inside the walls of the tower. Aldiirn is vaguely aware of the others trying to get his attention, but the reckless energy of his god pushes him, reaching with his hand through the crack to contact whatever's in there -- A tendril snaps around his wrist like steel
December 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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(1-2/5) Shadows & Blood pt 1

Aldiirn receives a nudge from the shadows pointing him towards the truth of the Absolute... #art #bg3

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Baldur's Gate 3 fan comic. Aldiirn skips through the crowded foyer of Moonrise Towers, giddy at having gotten away with telling off a Lolth-sworn woman. "We've lost him," Astarion gestures, "Aldiirn is cackling to himself." "Let me have this! You'd take a jab at Cazador given the chance." "I'd take it further and gut him through and through!" Astarion sneers. Aldiirn's cheer isn't dampened as he grins back. "It doesn't always have to be so direct. We could set Araj up for the next audience with Ketheric and watch the show. Or her sanguineous arts could prove useful to us. Never light away an opportunity too early..." Aldiirn trails off as he spots a tall hooded figure, dark as shadows, amongst all the drow cultists. With a hand Aldiirn signals for the party to stop. "What?" questions Astarion. "That drow." "Which drow?" Astarion's words begin to muffle as the hooded figure turns around, red hair spilling from under the hood, gold glinting on the bridge of a sharp nose. Shocking red hair, golden domino mask - the unmistakable visage of of the Lord of Shadows, Vhaeraun, staring down Aldiirn, calling for silence, and to listen. Through the chatter and hub-bub, Aldiirn hears it. A deep, distant beat, like that of a giant beast's heart, and the slithering noises of something wet and fleshy within the tower's stone wall. Pleased that Aldiirn has caught on, Vhaeraun points to the shadowed ceiling of the tower.
December 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Lmao at the word cloud for my BlueSky wrapped. "It's just Aldiirn" sums it up accurately.

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bluesky wrapped overview cloud of most used words
December 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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When a certain god is whispering in your ear, aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you wanna go apeshit?? #art #bg3

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Baldur's Gate 3 fan comic. "This is a once in a lifetime opportunity!" Araj Oblodra, Lolth-sworn drow woman, seethes, "a potion of legendary power for a mere bite and you're squandering it!?" Astarion retorts, "I gave you my answer!" "You have my deepest apologies, Mistress," Aldiirn, a half-drow man, cuts off Astarion's vitriol. Astarion glares at the capitulation Aldiirn gives to Araj. "Astarion has fed recently, to bite again so soon would not give the experience the Mistress desires. Perhaps the Mistress would find it more enjoyable if--" "Hold on." Aldiirn has a sudden realization. A dark shadow grows into a mask over Aldiirn's face as he plots to himself. "If the name Oblodra had any weight I would know - she's welcomed here but doesn't have a tadpole - I have the upper hand as a True Soul - I have Authority" With a evil little smirk, Aldiirn finishes his words to Araj, "--if she were to suck otyugh shlanger instead." Telling her to fuck off and suck the dick of the Underdark's nastiest, dirtiest monster.
December 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Aldiirn wakes up late. Astarion's an early riser, but can't cook for shit. The most romantic it gets is Astarion comes back to the bed to pop Aldiirn his morning boostshroom. #tavqotd
December 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Cally gave the squirrel a warning, then sent it into the sun when it refused to back down. At least he tried to do what Aldiirn would do... #tavqotd
December 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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You will never pry cargo shorts away from modern Aldiirn

He tends to wear them with t-shirts or colourful button downs, or his courier polo when on the job. #tavqotd #sketch
Aldiirn with his hands in the pockets of his cargo shorts. He wears an open mushroom themed button down with a white shirt underneath.
December 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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When the temperatures drop Aldiirn is bundling up, going around looking like a toddler when its barely below freezing lol. This guy can't handle cold well. #tavqotd #sketch
sketch of aldiirn in winter outerwear so thick and insulated his arms are stuck in a t-pose. he's got a neat spider themed scarf though
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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The most variable character sprite I've done yet, the protagonist for an in development VN from @fictionfactorygames.com. Three body types that can be paired with any of three face types, with player chosen skin and hair colours. It was a doozy but I'm proud I pulled it off! #art
A grid of cyberpunk character portraits arranged by body type and facial type, all with different skin colours, hair colours, and expressions.
December 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Aldiirn is 5'3"! Which despite being short for most surface people puts him on taller side compared to full blooded drow and other underfolk. He's fine with it!

Astarion is a smidge shorter, I wanted to keep them similar heights like in game and well, someone had to get the short stick #tavqotd
December 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Aldiirn's making mushroom cookies of course! And other shapes he knows will appeal to his guests - bats, teddy bears, mice, swords, kitties, you name it #tavqotd
December 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Z'rell may be disappointed in the tastes of the latest True Souls but Astarion is very happy with his squishie, thank you very much!

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Baldur's Gate 3 fan comic. True Soul Z'rell moves her interrogation from Aldiirn to Astarion. "And you? What drives you to ecstasy?" Astarion more than readily shares his thoughts of squishing, kneading, and digging his claws into all the softest parts of Aldiirn, under the jaw, his love handles, especially his bountiful butt. "Ugh," Z'rell grunts in disappointment.
December 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Aldiirn has gone out of his way to make himself appear as nonthreatening as possible and even without from those efforts he's one of the softest drow out there. Which makes it all the more unexpected and terrifying when he manipulates you into destroying yourself before you know it. #tavqotd
December 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Next page comic scene coming soon to Patreon~. The inks are currently up but I'm feeling confident I'll have the whole thing done by end of day.

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close crop of Vhaeraun gesturing for silence
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Aldiirn wears the courier’s favourite high performance, hard wearing, faerzress resistant briefs! With little mushrooms embroidered #tavqotd
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM