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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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"That janitor who cleans the escalator handrail by holding a cloth in place as the escalator moves"

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November 2, 2025 at 9:43 AM