Mr. Byrd
@misterbyrd.bsky.social
Artist at heart, scholar in mind, klutz in body.
Zohran Mamdani swearing in on a Quran?
(And by kids I mean racists)
(And by kids I mean racists)
December 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Zohran Mamdani swearing in on a Quran?
(And by kids I mean racists)
(And by kids I mean racists)
Trump "losing" the Nobel Peace Prize is like me losing Miss Teen USA. I'm not qualified and I was never even close to winning.
October 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Trump "losing" the Nobel Peace Prize is like me losing Miss Teen USA. I'm not qualified and I was never even close to winning.
Reposted by Mr. Byrd
Imagine being so obsessed with identity politics that you bring a "Gulf of America" flag to the beach. Why do these people have to make their sexuality their entire personality???
October 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Imagine being so obsessed with identity politics that you bring a "Gulf of America" flag to the beach. Why do these people have to make their sexuality their entire personality???
Where are all the Libertarians? Wasn't free speech their biggest battle cry? Free speech is actually being violated but it's strangely silent from them.
Stop pretending and just say it out loud.
It was never about free speech for all. It was about free speech for some.
And that "some" are Nazis.
Stop pretending and just say it out loud.
It was never about free speech for all. It was about free speech for some.
And that "some" are Nazis.
September 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Where are all the Libertarians? Wasn't free speech their biggest battle cry? Free speech is actually being violated but it's strangely silent from them.
Stop pretending and just say it out loud.
It was never about free speech for all. It was about free speech for some.
And that "some" are Nazis.
Stop pretending and just say it out loud.
It was never about free speech for all. It was about free speech for some.
And that "some" are Nazis.
"Why are all the delicious things bad for me?"
Because we evolved to be hunter gatherers and to seek out the most calorie dense foods. Fats and sugars indicate lots of calories.
If we give it another million years we might adapt to this modern invention we call
Agriculture.
Because we evolved to be hunter gatherers and to seek out the most calorie dense foods. Fats and sugars indicate lots of calories.
If we give it another million years we might adapt to this modern invention we call
Agriculture.
September 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
"Why are all the delicious things bad for me?"
Because we evolved to be hunter gatherers and to seek out the most calorie dense foods. Fats and sugars indicate lots of calories.
If we give it another million years we might adapt to this modern invention we call
Agriculture.
Because we evolved to be hunter gatherers and to seek out the most calorie dense foods. Fats and sugars indicate lots of calories.
If we give it another million years we might adapt to this modern invention we call
Agriculture.
My thoughts on this whole thing can be pretty much summed up in this old vine.
share.google/5TdOhn2kktMG...
share.google/5TdOhn2kktMG...
Matt Post -- "Not The Dickhead!" (Vine)
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
share.google
September 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My thoughts on this whole thing can be pretty much summed up in this old vine.
share.google/5TdOhn2kktMG...
share.google/5TdOhn2kktMG...
I'm flying for the first time today!
September 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm flying for the first time today!
Why did someone do this horrible thing?
Because the society they grew up in forced them down the worst possible path and they had no way to easily divert themselves from it.
Then how do we stop this from happening again.
Systemic change, on a fundamental level.
Oh...fuck that. That sounds hard.
Because the society they grew up in forced them down the worst possible path and they had no way to easily divert themselves from it.
Then how do we stop this from happening again.
Systemic change, on a fundamental level.
Oh...fuck that. That sounds hard.
August 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Why did someone do this horrible thing?
Because the society they grew up in forced them down the worst possible path and they had no way to easily divert themselves from it.
Then how do we stop this from happening again.
Systemic change, on a fundamental level.
Oh...fuck that. That sounds hard.
Because the society they grew up in forced them down the worst possible path and they had no way to easily divert themselves from it.
Then how do we stop this from happening again.
Systemic change, on a fundamental level.
Oh...fuck that. That sounds hard.
They'll burn the constitution while arresting you for burning a flag.
August 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
They'll burn the constitution while arresting you for burning a flag.
I like foods of all kinds. Probably one of the reasons I'm fat, but I love spicy foods.
I am a spicy masochist. If it hurts to eat it, then it's good.
I am a spicy masochist. If it hurts to eat it, then it's good.
August 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I like foods of all kinds. Probably one of the reasons I'm fat, but I love spicy foods.
I am a spicy masochist. If it hurts to eat it, then it's good.
I am a spicy masochist. If it hurts to eat it, then it's good.
Hey, yo, everyone shut up!
Peanut the Turtle is still alive and turned 41 recently.
This turtle inspired me to be a better human.
fox2now.com/news/missour...
Peanut the Turtle is still alive and turned 41 recently.
This turtle inspired me to be a better human.
fox2now.com/news/missour...
fox2now.com
August 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Hey, yo, everyone shut up!
Peanut the Turtle is still alive and turned 41 recently.
This turtle inspired me to be a better human.
fox2now.com/news/missour...
Peanut the Turtle is still alive and turned 41 recently.
This turtle inspired me to be a better human.
fox2now.com/news/missour...
Reposted by Mr. Byrd
The freaky lil nubbin is beginning to look like a finger, beckoning me to leave my spreadsheets and emails and join it in the cool, silent dirt.
April 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The freaky lil nubbin is beginning to look like a finger, beckoning me to leave my spreadsheets and emails and join it in the cool, silent dirt.
Reposted by Mr. Byrd
Thought about this today. Greed is often portrayed as an obese man in a suit gobbling up money excitedly.
Really, greed should be portrayed as a zombie. A ravenous, mindless monster that never stops feeling the need to feed. Greed will devour infinity and still complain about the hunger.
Really, greed should be portrayed as a zombie. A ravenous, mindless monster that never stops feeling the need to feed. Greed will devour infinity and still complain about the hunger.
April 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Thought about this today. Greed is often portrayed as an obese man in a suit gobbling up money excitedly.
Really, greed should be portrayed as a zombie. A ravenous, mindless monster that never stops feeling the need to feed. Greed will devour infinity and still complain about the hunger.
Really, greed should be portrayed as a zombie. A ravenous, mindless monster that never stops feeling the need to feed. Greed will devour infinity and still complain about the hunger.
Karmic retribution is insulting.
Over the past few weeks I've heard so many people say something along the lines of, "Well it'll all come back around to them."
Will it? And will that help us?
So many heartless and cruel people, who destroy the lives of others, die peacefully in their sleep.
Over the past few weeks I've heard so many people say something along the lines of, "Well it'll all come back around to them."
Will it? And will that help us?
So many heartless and cruel people, who destroy the lives of others, die peacefully in their sleep.
March 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Karmic retribution is insulting.
Over the past few weeks I've heard so many people say something along the lines of, "Well it'll all come back around to them."
Will it? And will that help us?
So many heartless and cruel people, who destroy the lives of others, die peacefully in their sleep.
Over the past few weeks I've heard so many people say something along the lines of, "Well it'll all come back around to them."
Will it? And will that help us?
So many heartless and cruel people, who destroy the lives of others, die peacefully in their sleep.
I'm loving @bsky.app but every time I see the name my brain acts like an old Borsch Belt comedian making fun of the Polish saying blue.
February 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I'm loving @bsky.app but every time I see the name my brain acts like an old Borsch Belt comedian making fun of the Polish saying blue.
Reposted by Mr. Byrd
here, have some fish from 2002
January 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
here, have some fish from 2002
Reposted by Mr. Byrd
