this is what they took from you

google UX designers: what should users see when they open a blank document?

guy who puts loads of weird bullshit all over the screen: okay, so i have an idea

this verse of Billy Joel's "Always a Woman to Me" always confused me

This is the review that got me blacklisted by EA. Some shitbag executive wanted me fired.

it's chilli outside

neighbour walked in on me disposing of our christmas tree

This is my favourite time of year because I get to break out the absolute fucking worst Christmas tree decoration ever made.

Here's my review of the new aeroplanes game, Microsoft Aeroplanes. www.rockpapershotgun.com/microsoft-fl...

To be fair this guy looks exactly like the kind of chortling cad who appears when you bellow "WHO'S BEEN SUPPING CURDS IN MY CHAMBER"

me: are you sure I can't just bring a vegan roast from asda?
mammy: no it's absolutely no trouble, don't you be running around the shops