Mr. Brightside
@misterbrightside.bsky.social
Ionno what I'm doing
Don't let the fact that Al Bundy scored 4 TDs in a single game while playing for the Polk HS Panthers in the 1966 city championship game vs Andrew Johnson HS, including the game-winning TD in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Spare Tire Dixon...Trump is in the Epstein files.
July 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Don't let the fact that Al Bundy scored 4 TDs in a single game while playing for the Polk HS Panthers in the 1966 city championship game vs Andrew Johnson HS, including the game-winning TD in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Spare Tire Dixon...Trump is in the Epstein files.
In House Arrest how did Kevin Pollak even land a babe like Jamie Lee Curtis? He didn't even TRY to get her back.
June 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
In House Arrest how did Kevin Pollak even land a babe like Jamie Lee Curtis? He didn't even TRY to get her back.
Cid get the fuck outta here with that whack ass oglop deck.
May 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Cid get the fuck outta here with that whack ass oglop deck.
Anyone who ask you for a dollar and is wearing a GoPro, do it, you'll end up on TikTok for being racist.
May 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Anyone who ask you for a dollar and is wearing a GoPro, do it, you'll end up on TikTok for being racist.
Imagine not being hacked and trying to sell Ray-Ban's on Facebook?
...is something a hacked account would say.
...is something a hacked account would say.
May 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Imagine not being hacked and trying to sell Ray-Ban's on Facebook?
...is something a hacked account would say.
...is something a hacked account would say.
Where do you place your tomato on a burger in relation to the beef patty? You a top or a bottom?
May 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Where do you place your tomato on a burger in relation to the beef patty? You a top or a bottom?
Who do you think would win in a game of pool, Mother Winslow, Uncle Phil, or Danny Tanner? My money is on Synclaire.
May 17, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Who do you think would win in a game of pool, Mother Winslow, Uncle Phil, or Danny Tanner? My money is on Synclaire.
Watching 90s Bob Barker bring out a showcase is a fucking wet dream in 2025
May 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Watching 90s Bob Barker bring out a showcase is a fucking wet dream in 2025
Put jump scares in pron and call them pump scares
May 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Put jump scares in pron and call them pump scares
You never saw Sidekicks (where Jonathan Brandis linked arms with Chuck Norris and did a kick circle) and it shows
May 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
You never saw Sidekicks (where Jonathan Brandis linked arms with Chuck Norris and did a kick circle) and it shows
You can basically go into Subway and make someone create a sandwich for you and then just walk out.
May 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
You can basically go into Subway and make someone create a sandwich for you and then just walk out.
I'm not famous but AMA!
*Gets absolutely roasted in 10 mins*
Thanks guys i had a great time talking to all of you.
Be sure to check out my latest project!
*Gets absolutely roasted in 10 mins*
Thanks guys i had a great time talking to all of you.
Be sure to check out my latest project!
May 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I'm not famous but AMA!
*Gets absolutely roasted in 10 mins*
Thanks guys i had a great time talking to all of you.
Be sure to check out my latest project!
*Gets absolutely roasted in 10 mins*
Thanks guys i had a great time talking to all of you.
Be sure to check out my latest project!
Radio waves were first discovered by John Q Tenna. He named the device he used to pick up radio waves after his daughter, Ann Tenna. The more you know
May 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Radio waves were first discovered by John Q Tenna. He named the device he used to pick up radio waves after his daughter, Ann Tenna. The more you know
They should make a Jek Tono Porkins origin movie. I need to know how he joined the rebels.
May 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
They should make a Jek Tono Porkins origin movie. I need to know how he joined the rebels.
Who do you main in The Office? Mine is Danny Cordray. He is stronger than Roy, better holds than Toby and has a faster orbital than Hide.
April 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Who do you main in The Office? Mine is Danny Cordray. He is stronger than Roy, better holds than Toby and has a faster orbital than Hide.
Oh you have a Michelin Star restaurant you want to recommend? How about I guide you to the LingLong star bodega down the street?
April 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Oh you have a Michelin Star restaurant you want to recommend? How about I guide you to the LingLong star bodega down the street?
Eep Orp Ork Ah Ah
April 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Eep Orp Ork Ah Ah
Reposted by Mr. Brightside
i keep thinking about this
April 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
i keep thinking about this
Gonna be WILD when we open this shit.
April 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Gonna be WILD when we open this shit.
FCUK: French Connection United Kingdom
ME: FUUUUUCCK
ME: FUUUUUCCK
April 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
FCUK: French Connection United Kingdom
ME: FUUUUUCCK
ME: FUUUUUCCK
Original body pillow for dudes
March 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Original body pillow for dudes