misteralan.bsky.social
@misteralan.bsky.social
"You look lonely. I can fix that"

Literally doing the thing.
December 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Do you get a cartridge instead of a coin?
December 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Weird, but whatever. I was going to Avatar for Avatar, and now they'll have four shots at getting me excited for the MCU again.
December 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The only way I can see Smash 6 working is if they cut the roster in half and change up the gameplay enough to where a ton of people would keep playing Ultimate competitively like people do with Melee.
December 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Fit to drive to the Titanic
December 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Christmas songs didn't always chart. They changed their rules around 2020 and now every December, the Billboard Hot 100 is invaded by Christmas songs that have been on repeat for the last 30 years at least.
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Is that you, Strong Bad?
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I don't think Broom boy would have ever come back, but I'm convinced this is what we were gonna get in Episode IX before Disney tried to please the angry internet people.
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
What about the rest of the Holiday Special?
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Is this the price drop Nintendeen was claiming the Switch 2 got?
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The most generative AI something has ever been without actually being generative AI.
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I've used GameChat but I think I've started it from the menu every time.
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
vroom vroom
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I mean, so did Super Mario Bros. and also both versions of Mario Kart 8 were consistently sold in bundles.
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Nevermind, I guess Nintendo decided it had been too long since they did something stupid. What the hell were they thinking?
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The only thing I can think of that could *possibly* justify this is if the game isn't a full $70 or so. Like, it'd be harder to justify a 64 GB card cutting THAT far into the profit of like a $40 game.
Or this is just the bone headed decision of the week that makes me wonder what they're thinking.
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It is possible to do a Switch 2 Edition without a Game Key Card, but then they're a code in a box which is way, way worse.
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Building on the previous generation's specs isn't always a good thing. The Wii U was little more than a souped up Wii, which made it great for compatibility, but that limited what they could do for new games, and resulted in barely any third party support.
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Soft modding has literally never been allowed in any game console's EULA, and the consequences have basically always included bricking.
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I mean, it's hard to believe that 10 years ago, people thought it was the end of the line for Nintendo, but now they have a good chance of coming out on top against Sony. The problem is that Xbox needs to do the opposite of everything they're doing right now and fast to have any chance.
November 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Honestly, I hope the next Smash cuts the roster in half and takes things in a different direction. I think Ultimate is just about the most they could by just making the game bigger.
October 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The used game came from a story where someone bought used Switch 1 game cards from FB Marketplace that had been dumped and posted online. They called Nintendo about it and proved they, in fact, had the original official cards and their online was reinstated. Nothing to it but bad luck.
October 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Nah, "sssnesss" and "ess en ee ess" are the rabbit
October 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Before it was confirmed I thought they would do exactly that for exactly that reason instead of a re-release of 3D All-Stars or a standalone SMG2 like others seemed to think.
September 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment game is available exclusively on the Nintendo Switch 2 system.
September 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM