Mista With An M4
@mistawithanm4.bsky.social
He/Him - 🇳🇱 - I just post things that come to my mind that I think is funny for now
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I know that this might be a cold take on this website but I am honestly glad I never made a Twitter account
Sure I cannot see the funnymen posting directly, but now I can become the internet funnyman myself on a less dogshit platform (if I have the time and energy)
Sure I cannot see the funnymen posting directly, but now I can become the internet funnyman myself on a less dogshit platform (if I have the time and energy)
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Sometimes Uni stops being a cat…
December 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Sometimes Uni stops being a cat…
So you're telling me "The Shoot Cops Game" has you shooting cops? How woke
May 7, 2025 at 11:06 AM
So you're telling me "The Shoot Cops Game" has you shooting cops? How woke
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Only some of us are free from the curse of Mussolini, and I fear I may not be one of them.
Everywhere I go, on every person’s face, I see a vestige of him.
It’s like his ghost is mocking me and the world.
Everywhere I go, on every person’s face, I see a vestige of him.
It’s like his ghost is mocking me and the world.
May 3, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Only some of us are free from the curse of Mussolini, and I fear I may not be one of them.
Everywhere I go, on every person’s face, I see a vestige of him.
It’s like his ghost is mocking me and the world.
Everywhere I go, on every person’s face, I see a vestige of him.
It’s like his ghost is mocking me and the world.
SCARY STORY, TRY NOT TO GET SCARED!!!!!!!!!
"Hey, I'm here for my appointment." I said to my dentist.
"Fuck you." Said my dentist, who was actually the Fuck You Guy pretending to be my dentist all along.
"Hey, I'm here for my appointment." I said to my dentist.
"Fuck you." Said my dentist, who was actually the Fuck You Guy pretending to be my dentist all along.
February 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
SCARY STORY, TRY NOT TO GET SCARED!!!!!!!!!
"Hey, I'm here for my appointment." I said to my dentist.
"Fuck you." Said my dentist, who was actually the Fuck You Guy pretending to be my dentist all along.
"Hey, I'm here for my appointment." I said to my dentist.
"Fuck you." Said my dentist, who was actually the Fuck You Guy pretending to be my dentist all along.
Mfs who act like Rule 34 or literally any pornographic content existing is the worst, most traumatic thing they've ever seen remind me that one dude in Family Guy who had a fucking heart attack after Peter said "Penis" to him
February 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Mfs who act like Rule 34 or literally any pornographic content existing is the worst, most traumatic thing they've ever seen remind me that one dude in Family Guy who had a fucking heart attack after Peter said "Penis" to him
Me: "Oh I woke up past 2, guess I missed breakfast"
That one voice in the back of my head: "GO TO MCDONALDS AND ORDER A BIG MAC, 2 HAMBURGERS, MEDIUM FRIES AND A COKE"
I am starting to think corporations are secretly capable of sending ads directly into our minds
That one voice in the back of my head: "GO TO MCDONALDS AND ORDER A BIG MAC, 2 HAMBURGERS, MEDIUM FRIES AND A COKE"
I am starting to think corporations are secretly capable of sending ads directly into our minds
February 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Me: "Oh I woke up past 2, guess I missed breakfast"
That one voice in the back of my head: "GO TO MCDONALDS AND ORDER A BIG MAC, 2 HAMBURGERS, MEDIUM FRIES AND A COKE"
I am starting to think corporations are secretly capable of sending ads directly into our minds
That one voice in the back of my head: "GO TO MCDONALDS AND ORDER A BIG MAC, 2 HAMBURGERS, MEDIUM FRIES AND A COKE"
I am starting to think corporations are secretly capable of sending ads directly into our minds
Me burning in hell because I was nice to the delivery driver (I commited the sin of empathy or something idk)
a silhouette of a rabbit in front of a fire .
ALT: a silhouette of a rabbit in front of a fire .
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Me burning in hell because I was nice to the delivery driver (I commited the sin of empathy or something idk)
The best part of playing Co-op games with friends on Discord VC is honestly talking about random bullshit like Warlord China or something only to be interrupted by "OH SHIT, THEY JUMPING ME!!"
February 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The best part of playing Co-op games with friends on Discord VC is honestly talking about random bullshit like Warlord China or something only to be interrupted by "OH SHIT, THEY JUMPING ME!!"
I know that this might be a cold take on this website but I am honestly glad I never made a Twitter account
Sure I cannot see the funnymen posting directly, but now I can become the internet funnyman myself on a less dogshit platform (if I have the time and energy)
Sure I cannot see the funnymen posting directly, but now I can become the internet funnyman myself on a less dogshit platform (if I have the time and energy)
February 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I know that this might be a cold take on this website but I am honestly glad I never made a Twitter account
Sure I cannot see the funnymen posting directly, but now I can become the internet funnyman myself on a less dogshit platform (if I have the time and energy)
Sure I cannot see the funnymen posting directly, but now I can become the internet funnyman myself on a less dogshit platform (if I have the time and energy)
you ever just wake up like
February 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
you ever just wake up like