wouldn’t it be nice if people actually scrambled to put robes on over their pajamas as they’re running down the hall, like in xmas movies

apparently my sweet senior cat is going to require roasted turkey EVERY day now 😸 and his wish is my command

i enjoy having string lights up all year long…so what do i do at christmas? add MORE of course ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

some fun gift wrapping i did 🖤🤍🖤 tim burton vibes #giftwrapping

bluesky seems like a beautiful place to
hang out. my tuxedo kitty says hi! 🐈‍⬛🖤🤍🖤🤍

movie idea: “the lost girls” except they’re not vampires, they’re menopausal valley girls. (and i’m the star)