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ChristmissyMoo 🎄🐮💕
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Good morning, fat people are sexy~

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missymoo.myatproto.social
a group of people are standing in a field with a cartoon character standing on top of a truck that says go
Alt: People offering their spirit energy to Goku for a spirit bomb
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November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
missymoo.myatproto.social
Yeahhh 😌😌
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
missymoo.myatproto.social
Burger..
November 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
johnnyjoestarrelatable being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon johnnyjoestarrelatable i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16 zicko my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say "im not crazy. my father had me tested." like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia webstersbreakfast this could be the funniest thing that has happened to anyone ever. my condolences king
October 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
sapphling: sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher sapphling: You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? sapphling: *screenshot of tag that says #crying and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didnt REALLY die and come back to life all those times* no that part was real
October 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
missymoo.myatproto.social
Soo true
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
missymoo.myatproto.social
Growth spurt 👀🍈
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
missymoo.myatproto.social
Lfg??
a man wearing a red headband sits at a table with a clock on the wall that shows the time as 10:10
Alt: Biggs, Wedge, and Jessie in Avalanche from Final Fantasy 7
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November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire November 15, 2023 at 8:56 PM
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM